A vow is only as good as a man's word.

Holy mackerel! (This was literally based on my hand wash dispenser lol…)

~more versions below~

More of TF2 Monster AU

It's getting serious when I 1. color things 2. make any kind of references for characters lol

I landed on Solly being a Sasquatch. I mean. Bigfoot vibes fit him. It was thrown around by someone else too!

The mythical creatures and their basic bitch (all wearing so much brown) boyfriends (not really)

Little things about em designs:

Heavy Bot escaping with his gaggle of Medic Bots and Sniper Bot and Spy Bot having a moment

Here ya go!

I will be waiting for my payment, then!!

(the van is a Sniper cosmetic Carry-Van >> LINK TO WIKI HERE<<)

Send 🥪 to throw food at my muse

The sandwich was probably meant for John. Especially at this distance and with how distracted the mentally older man was with some documents he had in hand? Perfect opportunity right? Well it ends up blitzing Clovis or happens to be casually walking by, making the assistant squeak flail and fall over from the impact and startling John enough to make his weird eyes grow comically large. Oh shit- who did dat?

“Shit.” Hog swore as he stepped away from the snipers nest window. The BLU sniper that often kept watch there was away on a date so Hog had been there to riffle through his mini fridge, or at least he had until he spotted John.

Usually he wasn’t a fan of wasting food, the first bite of the pie had revealed the cherries used to make it hadn’t been ripe enough and not enough sugar used to counterbalance it. Hog liked most flavors, but sour foods he was less of a fan of —plus didn’t consider the food wasted when ruining John’s day was a worthy cause.

Glancing around the snipers nest, he spotted a phone hanging on the wall and reached over, able to reach it without crossing the window, he called Clovis.

❤️ Romantic

🧡 Platonic

💙 Sibling/Familial

💛 Mentor