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johnny; kick it (ěě čąé)

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Yousef & me : đ
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âim hurt you never replied to my memeâ and the award for the most accurate portrayal of teen angst goes to skam once again

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YOUSEF: Iâm hurt because you never replied to my meme.
SANA: The children around you are hurt because youâre chatting during work.Â
YOUSEF: Hah! Iâm free on Mondays. Thought you were clever now
YOUSEF: Howâs the russ bus?
SANA: Itâs fine if you tell me how to make 300 000 kr quick.
YOUSEF: Dayum
SANA: How much do you think Iâll get for Eliasâ organs?
YOUSEF: I donât think youâll get much for those
YOUSEF: But if that bus is so important to you, I can sell my kidneys. Anything for you girl.
SANA: Hahahah. Thanks. But I donât wanna take your kidney
YOUSEF: đ
SANA: Youâre gonna need it as a football coach
SANA: Because my team is gonna CRUSH your team!!
SANA: And I donât think itâs any fun to win against a team with a weak coach
YOUSEF: Huh?! Do you think my 12-player team is gonna lose to your 2-player team?
SANA: Iâm not having a football team. Iâm having a basketball team.Â
SANA: And yes, easy. No matter the sport
YOUSEF: Haha, liking the confidence
YOUSEF: Game on
Tutor Ch. II || Christoffer Schistad
PAIRING; Christoffer Schistad x OC Marta Rosholt
WARNINGS; none.
Fredag
 I looked at my clock and it showed 16:15, I decided to take a shower because I went for a walk with my dog, Barry. Heâs a husky with beautiful blue eyes almost exact one like mine. I stepped in to the shower and washed myself with my coconut shower gel, when I was done I put my coconut lotion, and I put some coconut oil on my lips.
I put my underwear on and went to my closet. Itâs chilly out so I decided to put on something warmer. I did my brows, and put some bb cream as well as a little bit of mascara. And I was done and ready to go to Christofferâs. I looked at my outfit one more time, my black jeans still as black as when I bought them, my gray sweatshirt under my olive-green parka goes perfectly with my gray vans. This was something that I usually wear, I wasnât really girly, but I had my moments when I would dress nicer than usual.
 I took my black leather backpack and headed downstairs. I looked in the kitchen to find my mum but she wasnât there.
 âMUM!!â I yelled.
 âIâm in a basement!!â she yelled back.
 âOkay, Iâm going to Christofferâs to study math.â Yes, she knew that I was failing math but she also knew that if I took it a bit seriously that I could pass it without problem. âAnd I will visit grandma if we end early, and I have time before I go to Evaâs.â
 âOkay, be safe. Love youâ she said.
 âLove you too.â
I looked at my phone and 17:03 was on the screen. I walked to Christofferâs door and knocked. A few moments later a man in his mid-40âs opened the door.
 âHi, Iâm here to see Christoffer. Iâm Marta.â I said.
 âHi, Marta, Iâm Christofferâs dad, come on in, Chris is in his room, let me call him.â His dad said, and yelled his sons name. âChris, Marta is here.â
 I heard doors opening and then I saw Christoffer on top of stairs. He smiled, but it wasnât genuine smile. He motioned for me to go upstairs and follow him. When I walked in his room I was surprised, it was nothing like I imagined, it was nothing like a teenage boy room. The walls were white, with pictures and posters everywhere and I even saw a calendar with naked women somewhere on the wall. He had a king-sized bed that had royal blue bedding on it, across the bed was a small living room area where he had a coffee table and nice leather couch, and on the right of the couch was big work desk that was very nicely organized.
 âStop staring and sit downâ he said, actually, he demanded.
 I just nodded and sad down on a chair next to him. Then he said:
 âItâs like you never saw a room in your life.â
 âI did, but I never thought that yours looks like this. To be honest my room is messier than yours.â
 After that we did some math problems, and let me tell you something, Christoffer Schistad is a math genius. Who would have thought. We worked for an hour when his mum came to his room.
 âHey Chis can youâŚâ she stopped when she saw me. âI didnât know you have company. Oh, Chis you didnât offer her anything to drink. Iâm Marie, Chrisâs mum.â
 I stood up, shook her hand and introduced myself.
 âSo, what are you two doing?â she said while looking at my notebook, âMath?! I better leave then, I donât know anything about math, he got that from Tomas, his dad. Iâll bring you some drinks and snacks, you have to power your brainâ and she left the room.
 âYour mum is very niceâ
 âYeah. Now, find the x in this equation. And then put it here to find y. Ok?â he said.
My phone buzzed in the pocket of my jeans. I took it out too look and when I saw what it said I got scared.
 Vilde
Where are you?? We have a Russ meeting at Evaâs. If you are not here in 10 min you are not on Russebuss anymore.
 Then I got another text
 Eva
Donât worry youâll still be on the buss just hurry.
 âI have to go, Iâm late.â
 âWhat, why? But we are not done.â He said âyouâll stay until we finish this task.â
 âIâm sorry, but I canât. And Iâm sure you have a party to attend.â
âHow will I get there in time?? Itâs 20 min walk from hereâ I muttered to myself.
 âHey, calm downâ he said and put his hand on my shoulder, âIâll drive you, where do you need to go?â he took his keys and jacket.
 âLetâs goâ
The drive to Evaâs wasnât as awkward as I thought it would be. When he stopped a few houses before Evaâs I was confused.
âLook, Marta, can you please keep quiet about me giving you math lessons? And can we act as if we donât know each other when we are in school?â To be completely honest I didnât expect anything other than that to come out of his mouth.
 âYeah, sure. I mean you do have a reputation to maintain. Also, thanks for explaining math. Itâs first time in forever since I actually understood somethingâ I said with a smile as I got out of car âAnd thanks for the rideâ
 âYeah, no problem, any time. Iâll text you when Iâm free so that we can studyâ
 And he drove off. I walked to Evaâs house and knocked. Eva opened the door not long after and she let me in. Vilde went on how I should take Russebuss seriously but I wasnât really paying attention to her. Donât get me wrong I love Vilde but she can be a little bit annoying.
After her little rant, she started talking about toilet paper, and our Russebuss budget but Sana was not pleased with that.
âIs there something wrong?â Vilde asked her.
 âWe are wasting our time on toilet paper. Itâs not enough.â But Vilde didnât agree with that.
 âListen, weâre losers at school. If we donât want to end up in a loser car, we need a strategy.â
She was right. But of course, Vilde disagree, but Sana shut her mouth by mentioning that she was thrown out of another bus. They argued some more before Vilde gave up and asked:
 âWhat do you want us to do?â
 Sana then proceeded to explain that we should find more cool girls for our bus, as well as she asked one of the questions that I didnât know how to answer. Really I knew but I didnât know if I should tell the girls or not.
 âDo you know and â97er guys?â Everyone shook their head and well I shook mine as well, even though I knew that was a complete and utter lie. Then Sana continued to talk how we should hook up with some of the â97er guys. Everybody was shocked, including myself, but thinking about the proposal it was truly a good plan until she suggested that Eva breaks up with Jonas. Why should she jeopardize a perfectly good relationship just so that we can get on some lame bus party? After that we just had a chill night, we talked and got to know each other. Around 9 pm our little party was shut down by Jonas. He was surprised by the fact that I was at Evaâs, but Iâm pretty sure that he will ask her more about it.
A/N: i donât really know how i feel about this story at all. hopefuly i will be able to type down what i have in mind. So in this chapter we have Chris and Marta actualy talking and stuff so yeah, i really donât know how to write, but hopefuly what i write makes sense. Annnddd i thought that none will read this but than i saw some notes on it so i was really happy :DÂ
Tutor Ch. I || Christoffer Schistad
torsdag A/N: so, this is an idea that I had in mind for a while, I didnât write before so I donât really know how good this will be. But I hope to improve. Also, English is not my first language so feel free to correct me, in a nice way, when Iâm wrong. and this chapter is more of an introduction that an actual chapter
PAIRING; Christoffer Schistad x OC Marta Rosholt
WARNINGS; none.
torsdag
I was sitting at the desk in math class waiting for it to be over. The teacher was talking about something that made no sense to me, but math never really did make sense to me. I was doodling in my notebook when the bell rang so I hurried to put my stuff in my black leather backpack. when I hear the voice of my math teacher
âMarta, can you come to my office after the school?â said Mrs. Vinje.
I walked to her desk and asked
âWhy, is there something wrong?â
âMarta, you failed all of the tests we had so far, so I thought that you could use some help so i found you a tutor. Come after class and you can arrange your lessons.â
Oh, fuck, she did not just say that. I donât need no tutor, if she knew how to teach I would know the fucking math. I just nodded when she finished talking and went to my locker to take my lunch.
In the canteen, I met up with my friend Chris. Chris and I were friends for quite a while. She was the first person that I met when I came to Norway. We talked about what happened after math class and she also told me about how Vilde got kicked out of Russebuss.
âWe are starting a bus. Marta, you should join. Iâm also thinking about asking that girl Sana. And Vilde asked Eva.â Chris said.
âYeah, I know Sana, but what Eva?â
âYou know the one that is dating Jonas?â
âJonas, as in my cousin Jonas? â
She nodded, and then I knew what Eva she was talking about. We took our stuff and went out but we parted ways. She saw Sana and when to ask her if she wanted to be in Russebuss and I decided to see where Vilde is. It didnât take me long to find her, she was talking to Eva and some blonde girl with bright red lipstick. I walked slowly to them making sure that Vilde doesnât see me, when I came close I scared her, she screamed so loud I think they heard her in Sweden. Everybody looked at us but soon they all looked away.
Vilde was talking how I should never do that ever again, but I didnât pay that much attention, I greeted the girls and the blond one introduced herself as Noora. We chatted about Russebuss meeting when Chris and Sana came. Surprisingly we all decided to meet at Evaâs to talk about Russebuss.
The last bell of the day rang, and I went to Mrs. Vinjeâs office. I knocked on the door and when I heard the approval for me to come in I opened the white door of her office. She was sitting at her desk and in one of the chairs sat Christoffer Schistad.
âIs this a good time?â I asked. She nodded and said to me to sit down. When I sat I awkwardly looked at Christoffer, as if Iâm asking why is he here.
âSo, as I said, Marta you have failed all of the math tests we had so far, and all you results are very bad, none of them being higher than 20%,â I heard Christoffer chuckle, while I just sunk deeper in chair. Why was she telling me that while he was here, âso I asked my best student to tutor you.â
âOkay, so why is Christoffer here?â I managed to asked. He looked at me like I was so clueless.
âWell, he is my best student, but sometimes he makes some mistakes so he has to do this for me if he wants to graduate.â Mrs. Vinje said, âSo, if you want to you can use my classroom before or after school you just have to tell me when you are coming so that I can have it unlocked for youâ
I didnât know what to say, so I just nodded, but apparently Christoffer did have something to say.
âMrs. Vinje, but canât I write an essay about some mathematician, or something like that?â She shook her head.
âNo you cannot, we already talked about this. Now, I want to see improvement on the next test or both of you will deal with consequences.â She said angrily, I donât think I ever saw her like that, she was always very calm. Anger didnât suit her.
I was listening to Ed Sheeran, and reading a book, when my phone buzzed. One new message from unknown number, it read. At first I didnât want to open it but I decided against it and just open it.
Hey, Marta come tomorrow to my house at around 5ish to study, I have a couple of hours before I need to go to a party. Chis
At first I was Chis who, but then I remembered Mrs. Vinje and her stupid math class. I looked at my screen not knowing what to write as a response. When my phone buzzed again.
You alive? Mrs. Vinje gave me your number if that is what you are thinking. Re you coming or not?
She found it weird that Mrs. Vinje gave him her phone number when school didnât have her new number yet.
Yeah, Iâll be there. Text me the address.
After I received his address I noticed that he lives about 10 min from me, in fact he lives in my grandmaâs street. I decided to read another chapter of my book, while Ed Sheeranâs cold coffee played in the background.
A/N another one, ops. So send me messages if you want another chaper and tell me how you like this one. And also if you have any ideas how to make it better send them in. :D <3

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