creature in the corps of kabroz :3

@barking-brat

@catherinekal

reblog to transform prev into a cute doll or plushie or toy of some kind and play with it ^__^

religious princess: god created all my subjects to be perverts atheist princess: the material conditions of society have influenced my subjects to be perverts agnostic princess: nobody including myself knows why my subjects are being such perv-- hhey. stop that, p-please....

need a boobfun from a girl with big balloon animals

Quitting my boobjob to start a revolution with the proletaritits to size the means of prodicktion

Grabbing an overworked switch by the collar and finally giving her the relief she deserves, ordering her into position, guiding her through scenes she has played out for others so many times but never gotten to experience for herself.

if ur laying on the couch with ur little sister they will inevitably put their feet in ur face to annoy you… it is IMPERATIVE that you act super upset about it and ask them to stop… this unlocks: little sister keeps putting their feet in ur face!!! big wins for big sisters everywhere!!!!

really important to get a girl stupid drunk and edge her with ur feet until she's whining a lot and crying maybe

*circling you like a vulture* would it boost your ego to fuck me like you own me? would it make you feel good about yourself? would it make you feel powerful? you deserve to feel good about yourself, don't you?

I wish someone saw me sleeping all peaceful and pretty in bed and decided they needed to grope me about it 🥺

i have brain fucking on my brain & the only thing that is going to cure me is a woman's monstrously long tongue fucking into my skull via my ear. i need it to be a surprise too, unaware of just how long her tongue is until it just keeps reaching down the small canal of my ear. Hearing the slick pop of it pushing through my ear drum, the intense shiver of pleasurepain rushing down my spine as it probes into my skull. The tip of it tracing the folds of my grey matter, wrapping round & round my brain like a hungry python. Until she decides she's had enough fun playing with her food and pierces into the squishy mass, driving her pointed tongue right through the part of my brain screaming at me to run. Body falling limp in her arms, as i lose what little ability i had to fight back. Able to do little more than drool as her tongue pops out my other ear, smearing brain matter on my face as she lovingly caresses my cheek