story enthusiast.

its beginning to suck a lot like penis

the author's barely disguised favorite lame joke that they will move heaven and earth before allowing their editor to take out

they should invent a staying up late that doesnt guarantee less sleep

they’re? just? sitting there ???

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

"now they believe in the darkness of hell" goes pretty hard

just imagining going for a quickie in the goat and suddenly you're surrounded by flames

being in love with the process and not the results is one of the healthiest things in the world

in this same vein: being proud of yourself for the work and not the product brings so much more happiness 

i wholeheartedly believe in the idea that people would still want to work if we had a universal basic income. i am unfortunately a terrible spokesperson for it because if you gave me enough money to cover rent and food i would spend every day playing video games, drawing fictional characters kissing and slapping my meat. but in theory i know there are people who like having a job. trust.

god the nepo babies you put on this earth to practice patronage are trying to do art themselves

Today i was told an 18 year old came in for an interview and "she just straight up asked how many sick days she could take in a row! You cant just ask that!" And all i thought was wow. Based. Please keep shaming interviewers like this kids, it rules

You can, in fact, ask questions like this, and should, because you live for more than working for an entry level employer who will resist paying you above minimum wage by any means possible

Look, i LIKE the manager that told me this. But the fact that this got in her head so bad brings a tear to my eye. Whoever you were kiddo, i hope you get a job that gives you everything you deserve and more. Keep up the good work comrade