Me: you got the stuff?
Drug dealer: yeah man. You aint no narc tho, right?
Me, yawning: I am actually and I'm very self conscious about it.
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Me: you got the stuff?
Drug dealer: yeah man. You aint no narc tho, right?
Me, yawning: I am actually and I'm very self conscious about it.

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Me: you got the goods, right?
Drug dealer: yeah man. You aint no narc tho, yeah?
Me, yawning: yeah actually and I'm very self conscious about it.
me talking to a taurus
me: *tries to be friendly* taurus: I have never liked you and I will never like you. Do not speak to me ever again. *kills off the entire uchiha clan to measure their abilities*
what did taurus ever do
killed off the entire uchiha clan to measure their abilities
But like, does anyone actually believe in astrology
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGsFBRFK0dg) We need to spread this around. People need to know what is happening. This makes me so mad and there’s no other way that I can think of another way to spread this, but people should be much more mad about this.
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
This post makes me sad

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The One Time I Speak Up About Game Grumps and This is What I Get…
Hello, there. I am a 21 year old Black American girl who LOVES Game Grumps. I watch them literally everyday. However, today while watching the 100th episode of Game Grumps playing Mario Maker, Dan and Arin uses the word “chigger” but several times use “chigger” to cover for the word “nigger”. I know that all of you are familiar to the word “nigger”, it is a disgraceful term used to describe the people of my race since slavery. So, when watching today’s Game Grumps episode and remembering all the other times that Game Grumps had disrespected minority races I thought it was finally time to speak up but when I spoke up this happened. (View Image)
When I finally decide to speak up about Game Grumps being disrespectful towards my race I get openly called a “nigger” by another fan, no less. I know Game Grumps can’t control their fans but what they can control is their fucking mouths and what comes out of it.
So, if anyone reads this, all I ask is to be more respectful when it comes to race. At the end of the day, we are all human and we all have feelings, some more sensitive than others. And if this even gets out to the cast of Game Grumps, I will ask two things. 1. Be more respectful to minority races. 2. Remember that not all of your fans are white people. Like I said I’m a black woman and I’m obsessed with this show.
Thank you to however reads this.
Ok. I understand that you might feel upset or angry because of it. But like, it's just a joke. And yeah, they went a little to far, but it's still just a joke. It wasn't meant to be serious. They weren't being actually racist.
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE JAPANESE FLAG.
what if milk was black
Like, actually chocolate milk
What is “shoot up schools and public attractions”
what is “eat unseasoned chicken”
What is “drink water flavored kool-aid”
What is “kiss dogs/pets in the mouth”
what is “read Readers Digest”
What is “I’m telling your manager”
What is spill shit all over the place on infomercials
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1) The first non-vowel letter of your last name 2) The last non-vowel letter of your last name 3) Your age 4) The number of siblings you have 5) The number of pets you have
Tag yourself I’m FL-1701
LX-1513

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the other day my band director told a percussionist he was "rushing the duck". trust me it makes sense in context
Well then what is the contexts
i treasure this person whoever they are. this is the best thing. this is honestly even better than the grumps’ april fools episode.
@thesacredchalass how did u find this omg
i am saving this for later
I can’t not fuck him
Then there is something very, very wrong with you. I try to be progressive, but you need actual help.
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Adventure time had an implied lesbain relationship before it was cool.
Look I normally respect everyone’s opinions how is anyone NOT voting for Rick????? he has so much more going on than Mop and I Just. Don’t. Get. Why anyone would vote for Mop? #IStandWithRick #RickForAll

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okay athiests
explain this
This is what we call birth control.
I like Bernie but If Hillary wins the primary I’ll vote Hillary. I love y'all but if you let Christie or Trump become president because you wanted to throw a tantrum over Hillary winning primaries I will personally punch every other registered voter in the face. I had to suffer through eight years of a republican president I didn’t elect and I won’t do it again.
I’ll have at least four years to work my way through a punching list don’t think I won’t try it.
But Obama isn’t republican..unless you’re talking about a different president?
yes dear child, I was alive during the years 2000-2008, when President George W. Bush was president-elect. I don’t say this to be rude because you’re 16, and you don’t know, because you couldn’t have known, but now it is my faithful duty to tell you so you are informed as to why we (I) hate Republicans. You may not know him very well, but here’s a picture:
It’s an understatement to say that the Mission, was in fact, not accomplished.
He’s the guy that Obama replaced in large part because everyone hated George W. Bush. Why?:
Despite extensive warnings of incoming threats, Bush took no action to prevent 9/11 from happening, leading several respectable political science scholars to indicate that Bush was at least partially responsible for the attacks actually occurring (if not wholly responsible for not preventing them)
actually let’s remember that when he was immediately alerted to the attack, he continued to read a children’s story to elementary schoolers and then Air Force one and himself were gone for several hours after the attack.
he turned an inherited budget surplus into a 1.2 trillion dollar deficit.
a small deficit is one thing! 1.2 trillion dollars is NOT SMALL. Bill Clinton did have some part in the lead-up to a failing economy but Bush….Bush destroyed it.
The entire 2008 collapse began while he was still in office and basically did nothing about it. This wasn’t just an American collapse. This was a world-wide financial collapse that happened because American banks were failing (in large part due to massive amounts of tax-cuts and de-regulation put forth by Bush!). It triggered a world-wide collapse. He was partially responsible for our country’s second great depression.
He is 100% responsible for the mishandling of Hurricane Katrina and the guy Kanye West was referring to when he said “George Bush hates black people.”
the war in Iraq, the war in Afghanistan, the “war on Terror”
LAUNCHING WARS WITHOUT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL
the entire existence of Guantanamo Bay
the Patriot Act
his own party wanted nothing to do with him in 2008
heckuva job, brownie
waterboarding
….he literally stole the election in 2000
pulled us out of the kyoto protocal to deal with global warming problems
US troops given faulty, or unsafe gear
Abu Gharib prison and all other crimes of war already mentioned here or not mentioned
War profiteering! The list of top Bush administration officials whose former corporate employers made billions in Pentagon contracts starts with Vice-President Dick Cheney and Halliburton, which made $39.5 billion, and included his daughter, Liz Cheney, who ran a $300 million Middle East partnership program.
cutting veteran’s health care benefits
pardoning Scooter Libby
cut and froze pell grants for poor students
no child left behind act is the reason why you probably have to take those god forsaken dumb standardized tests for no real GOOD reason
Reporters analyzing Bush’s record found that he took off 1,020 days in two four-year terms—more than one out of every three days. No other modern president comes close. Bush also set the record for the longest vacation among modern presidents—five weeks, the Washington Post noted.
i could keep listing shit for days honestly but i won’t
suffice to say: George W. Bush is the worst president I lived through, he is the worst president in the last 50 years, and his blatant incompetence and failures are why the Republican party is rapidly devouring itself like a crazed ouroboros and might try to elect Trump. He is the reason why Stephen Colbert parodied the right as satire – why The Daily Show gained huge amounts of relevance, why the rest of the world hated us for a good eight years solid, why huge amounts of various civil and constitutional rights were literally eroded and denied to us, why we’re so in the debt hole even now, and why i registered Democrat when I turned 18, because honestly fuck the entire Republican party. Burn it to the ground and salt the earth.
Every. Damn. Word.
I think there are lots of people who forget this, or who didn’t really understand what was happening while he was president. I’ll probably be reblogging this a couple more times.
Yes. Bush was bad. Really bad. Possibly one of the worst presidents this country has ever had. And I’m not saying I’m Republican, because I’m definitely not. I want Bernie sanders as president so obviously not Republican. But not all of them are bad. Look at Marco Rubio (who’s out of the race). He’s a sensible politician. He would be a good president. Yes there are a lot of bigoted, racist, sexist, homophobic, Republicans. There are a lot of stupid Republicans. But they get so much hate when they’re not all that bad. People like trump and Ben Carson should be exiled from the country. But there are Republicans that can do good and be good presidents. Look at bill Clinton.
the only bad thing he did was get a bj. Under his presidency we were in the black, which we haven't been since and hadn't been until that point. Republicans are not as bad as you think they are. It's just the extremists that make it look bad for everyone.