Crimson's Utopia

Textbook definition of skedaddle.

shhhhh not right now, i’m fantasizing about financial stability

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT

I wonder if that’s part of the reason behind my seeing an upswing in products adding corn starch or corn flour to things that didn’t have those before? <- rhetorical question, because I’m certain that’s what’s going on.

"it's ok to show (x) in fiction as long as the bad guy gets punished!" the bad guy doesn't have to get punished. in fact the bad guy can win altogether. the bad guy can entirely get away with it. hope this helps

and this part might make some people's head explode but: characters can be written to forgive things you personally wouldn't ever forgive. not everything is written as what you'd perceive to be the right choice. not everything is a self-insert & protagonists don't have to be relatable.

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

Yes, this is my circus, those are my monkeys, and yes I deliberately gave them those flamethrowers.

I ship Spangel in the sense that I’m not actively consuming content about them and they don’t take up any space in my brain but it’s just like a fact of life that they’ve been a thing. Even not seeing ats s5 I can tell you those two fucked and I would be engaging in historical revisionism to think anything to the contrary

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability