sexy guys and tickle fics

You jolted up in bed from hearing what sounded like a terrible car accident- a metal crashing sound right beside your head. That was impossible.. You were several floors up in the tower.. An attack?? Your eyes instantly looked around with your fists clenched and ready- only to have your face dead pan to find your boyfriend beside you with a fist down on your ‘once was’ alarm clock. 

‘’What in god’s name are you doing so early in the- i don’t even know!” you scolded, debating on whacking Loki’s arm while you fell back onto the mattress in relief.

‘’My apologies darling- i thought we were under attack..’’ Loki said sheepishly, removing his hand from the crushed device and turning back around to sit beside you, chest bare and sheets around his waist. 

‘’We’ve been through this, it’s an alarm clock. It’s supposed to make noise and vibrate at set times’’ you groan, moving a pillow to cover your face from the light coming in from the blinds while Loki apologetically begins rubbing your thigh. 

‘’My apologies love.. I thought you were referring to the microwave..’’ 

‘’That’s make noise and rotate, not vibrate-’’ you sigh with frustration, ignoring how soothing his hand was and removed the pillow from your face. 

You clutched the sheets at your chest while you reached over to run through Loki’s hand soothingly, obviously never being able to to stay mad at him and ultimately glad no one was under attack. ‘’We gotta write this stuff down, i don’t want you getting electrocuted or something if you smash the wrong thing- accidentally.’’

Loki chuckled and took your hand from his hair, bringing it to his lips to kiss your knuckles. ‘’You could probably drop the television on my head and I wouldn't feel it.’’

‘’Point remains, no more smashing.’’ you warn, already having the team get Thor out of the habit, you didn't exactly expect Loki to have the same reaction to things. ‘’I'm gonna have to go out and buy a new one.’’

A mischievous danced in Loki’s eyes, keeping hold of your hand while he gazed down your arm at you. ‘’Orrr i could always find better ways of waking you without your obnoxious midgardian trinkets to do so..’’ he purred, his lips having slowly traveled from your knuckles, wrist, towards your elbow and so on. His shifting closeness had you lay back down, pulling a smile from your lips the closer he got before you began giggling when his lips reached your ticklish spot right on your neck. 

‘’Okay okay- don’t you have better things to do?” you said between giggles, turning your body onto your stomach as if to escape from his ticklish attention but it just gave him access to your other side. 

‘’Not really,’’ he smirked, getting up to straddle the back of your thighs while his hands made quick work to move your hair out of the way- going back to kissing your neck. ‘’You're kind of my favorite distraction.’’

‘’Kinda? What do you mean kinda?’’ you said in pretend offense, squirming underneath him where he at least let you turn around on your back. ‘’I’m definitely your favorite distraction.’’ 

‘’Mmm well how about you help distract me from some tension i’m having, it feels a bit stiff..’’ he smirked, scooting enough to half lay on top of you while a hand played with the sheets still covering your chest barely. 

You stuck out your bottom lip in pity, your hands coming up to begin scratching his head the way he likes while pressing kisses to his forehead whenever he’d relaxingly tilt down. ‘’Where can I find this unfortunate stiffness sir?” you asked playfully, a terribly impression of sounding like a professional doctor while your boyfriend played along and looked down at you as if in pain.

‘’It’s increasingly painful m’lady, quite throbbing.’’ he said and gave you a sly look. ‘’It can be found right on-’’

‘’Oh shit!” you gasped and sat up, Loki quickly rolled over so you wouldn't head butt him while you scrambled out of bed, bedsheet and all trailing behind you as you headed for the bathroom.

‘’Darling- are you alright?” Loki asked in concern, brows furrowed as he neared the doorway, naked and unashamed while he watched you gather up your toothbrush and ready yourself.

‘’Yes yes i’m fine- i forgot i needed to come into work early today for a meeting, that’s why i-’’ you sighed and shook your head. ‘’Set an alarm..’’

Loki watched you while he leaned in the doorway, letting you be at first while he watched the bedsheet risk falling now and again and always had a face of disappointment when you’d right it. Washing your face last, you dried and went over to him, giving an apologetic look and tried scooting past. 

‘’I know i’m sorry-’’ you said quickly, hating to see the indifferent look on your man’s face compared to earlier but you weren't gonna get fired because your alarm got smashed. ‘’I’ll try to get off early so long as I wrap up some of the files left from last week-’’

While you babbled and turned to the side to scoot past your boyfriend who made no effort in making room, you hardly noticed him stepping on a trailing piece of bedsheet- soon ripping the entire thing off your body mid walk.

The cold air enveloped you, making you yelp and attempt to cover yourself with your hands while turning around to see a smirking boyfriend. ‘’Now is not the time to-’’

‘’Put your arms down woman, it’s nothing i’ve never seen, smelled, licked, sucked, fucked or bitten before. If it's time you are worried about, I can always aid with a bit of seidr.’’ Loki mildly huffed, clearly not that annoyed while his eyes drank in your form with the tilt of his head.

‘’No no- no more seidr, remember what we talked about? The whole ‘adapt to the new world in which we live’ thing? Plus you’re still under Tony’s deal.’’ you countered, cheeks red as you dropped your arms and opted for trying to find your clothes.

‘’Stark’s stupid wager was clearly unfair, plus how is he supposed to know that i broke our bet behind these walls’’ Loki waved his hand at the mere thought while he approached you, his hands eagerly reaching out before moving them to a surrender position when you turned just in time with a warning look.

‘’Honesty is a virtue. He might not find out you used magic behind his back but it’s the concept of telling the truth. Have you seen my bra?” you asked, having already put on your underwear to Loki’s disappointment while he sighed and busied himself by lifting the blankets and comforter from the ground in search of your article of clothing.. Half assing his search.

‘’It’s nothing i’ll lose sleep over darling- but it keeping my word to the Iron Idiot will make you happy, then I will oblige.’’ Loki sighed, sadly finding your bra and scooping it up with a single hook of his finger at the strap. 

‘’Oh good- you found it,’’ you said in relief, having hopped a few times before your jeans cooperated and walked over with an outreached hand, narrowing your eyes when Loki held it out of reach. 

‘’I understand you are on a time schedule darling and that you will thoroughly be leaving me in such an unfortunate state, but might I at least trouble you with a parting kiss?” his smirk widened when your expression changed upon realizing it wasn't going to be a lewd savor, making you feel like the dirty minded partner this time. Still, how could you refuse and you took Loki’s shoulders and leaned him down before he stopped himself. 

‘’None of your pecks darling, a real goodbye gift.’’ 

Rolling your eyes with a hidden smirk, you slowed his departure down as he leaned, moving a hand into his hair when he was close enough now and tangled your fingers in his locks the way he liked. Closing the distance between your body’s now, your chest pressed up against his bare one also, getting to feel just how unfortunate his situation was as well the closer you stood to each other. 

Your eyes fell closed, tilting your head up before you brushed your lips against his at first, a sort of tease before you felt Loki’s arms wrap around your waist. Before he could get the chance first to take it, that's when you pressed your lips against his a bit more firmer, humming at the taste and softness you so often enjoyed when the two of you had moments like this.. And then some. 

His arms held you firm, the bra dropping to the floor while his hand began to grasp and squeeze at your ass, quickly taking the lead of the kiss to press in harder and with a low growl. You gave him the same treatment, tightening your hold in his hair while your other hand clawed at his back and your teeth captured his bottom lip. Just as soon as you felt his hips tilt forward, your hand left his back to cup his jaw, pulling back from the kiss and leaving his cheeks in a smooshed expression. 

‘’I’m going to be late.’’

With an overdramatic sigh as he tilted his head back to the ceiling, his arms released you to hang at his sides, almost like a child accepting an unfortunate event while you smiled and turned to pick up the bra. This presented the perfect opportunity even so for Loki to slap your ass in your bent down form, earning a yelp and a warning look when you turned around to face him. 

‘’Don’t think we won’t continue this the moment you step foot into this tower.’’ Loki warned and sat down on the bed, resting his weight on his forearms against his knees while he watched you hungrily continue to dress.

‘’It’s the only distraction I have during these long, boring meetings.’’ you smiled and finished throwing on your shift before your hair was opted to be tied into a messy bun. You get paid to show up, not enough to quite look professional. 

‘’Well i could always cloak myself again, sneak right under the table and-’’

‘’Loki.’’ you warned and picked up your purse. 

‘’He said no magic in the tower, he didn't refer to anywhere else..’’ Loki countered with his hands raised again, his expression softening when you came near and leaned down, pecking his lips. 

‘’I’ll be back. Maybe when this week is through, you can see if you can magically fix my alarm clock.’’ 

Loki glanced back at it with disinterest before his eyes watched you head out the door. ‘’The contraption deserved to die.’’ 

You hummed and opened the door before pointing to your eyes with two fingers, turning them over to him in a ‘I'm watching you’ motion. ‘’No more smashing.’’ 

Loki sighed and plopped down onto his back. ‘’..fine. No more smashing.. Machinery.’’ he smirked. 

You shook your head and closed the door behind you. Now who’s the dirty minded one.