sunshine state of mind

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

We should destigmatize butt toys. Not just because they’re fun for all genders and orientations, but also so people stop having to go to the hospital with non butt-safe objects up there

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not