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remember kids: sheep are not easily intimidated

Rise and Spine!

In the food chain of life I am a McDonald's Happy Meal

Anybody else traumatised by that Scooby Doo episode where they catch the robot villain but then in the greatest plot twist of all time the robot is actually a robot and there was no human after all. Like... Wow...

I don't know who Macklemore is and I've only ever seen his name in a few posts but I'm not gonna look him up because I have this image of a goth telly-tubby standing silently at the back of every episode and that is Macklemore and he is perfect.

If I wanted to date rice would I date a grain of rice or a bowl of rice? Would that be cheating???????? Is each grain a single entity or is the bowl a single entity?????????????????????

me: *nibbling my way through an entire pack of digestives and reading conspiracy theories at 4am*......... alyën

dude, why would you tidy up? do you know how terrifying it is to walk around a sterile house at 3am in the morning? i dunno, man, the way i see it, it’s not a mess it’s a demon obstacle course

u know sometimes I just want to be a peaceful peasant from the middle ages. maybe own a few sheep. start a few revolts. trade my sheep for some chickens. are we allowed to do that? that would make me really happy