Hugo Simberg (1873–1917), “The Black Death in Finland 1350”

CREDIT FOR ART: JaxerSpots on Reddit (r/SCP)

You're the only foundation researcher he allows to work with him

049 enjoys listening to you ramble / talk / yap

He will enthusiastically talk about human anatomy to you, in great detail

He understands that you can't get him better test subjects and does not push it

049 is not a very affectionate person, and may or may not return affection given to him depending on his mood

His nicknames for you include ma moitié (my better half), mon ciel étoilé (my starry sky) and mon petit colibri (my little hummingbird). He also has a few nicknames for you in Old French (medieval french?)

He likes gifting you bouquets of posies, lavendar, wild herbs, dried roses, and dried carnations (nobody knows where he gets them)

During containment breaches, he would protect you

^ 049 would also take care of any wounds you get (he is a good doctor despite the whole reanimating the dead and curing the pestilence thing)

CREDIT FOR DIVIDER: @thecutestgrotto

The Bubonic Plague is a collective term for diseases caused by Y. Pestis bacteria, most of which cause excruciating deaths if untreated with modern antibiotics. Nearly a third of the population of Europe was killed by this plague in the middle ages due to several errors on the part of the era's royalty, including the dismissal of the Holy Disease Monitors of St. Scalpelstitch, the Food Safety Experts of Bethlehem-Upon-Avon, and the withdrawal of Europe from the World Health Organization, which to be fair was only about 30 people from two countries at the time, but still it didn't help.

Thankfully, nothing of the sort could happen in our enlightened times in which such corruption and class disparity is long passed, and we are completely safe from such preventable diseases giving us diarrhea or salmonella by farms who funded the president's campaign.

And oh boy, she be thicc