what is happening

sorry i saw your boyfriend out on the counter so i put him in the fridge for you. no yeah he’s fine i just didn’t want him going bad. yeah he’ll reheat fine in the microwave.

goth girl cock

you know what? goth boy pussy.

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

getting over your hatred for pink is self-care

mcdonalds gave me the boys toy in my happy meal and ive been transgender ever since

**draws a smiley face on the ground and smacks it** Fullmetal Alchemist

romanticize irish and scottish accents

actually let’s sexualize them

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting] me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

hey abled people if you have friends with chronic pain you need to be making a concious effort to accommodate them. you need to be taking breaks so that they can take a break. do you know how humiliating it can be to make the whole group stop becsuse you had to ask for a break from walking? take the pressure off of them

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway