Shitposting with a chance of art.

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

If the joker was good

Imagine if both Facebook and Twitter had collapsed by next year.

Argyle is definitely the type to just not say he’s queer but then full on kisses Jonathan and goes “dude why do your lips taste like cherry” while Jonathan just speed runs through the fact he’s queer in 30 seconds

I haven’t listened to the audio, because it’s too perfect seeing characters emotionally move their mouth with tears while being completely silent.

You…. you REALLY need to listen to the audio though.

imo a funny as fuck gag is when a character calls out another characters name from somewhere up high or otherwise not immediately noticeable and the second character replies “god?”

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

I love having a body that takes “being depressed” and turns it into all-over, radiating pain.

I love that my job is very rarely customer-facing because I'm a horrible feral gremlin woman unsuitable for public consumption, but sometimes I wish I did more field work b/c I really cannot express how great it is to be the one who gets to tell rich people that their mcmansion's foundation is subsiding

I stand in front of some tech startup asshole who makes more money in a day than I do in a year. I lift up my hard hat so I can twirl my hair around my finger while I giggle like an excited schoolgirl. "So, like, we need to talk about sinkhole remediation and stuff..."

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS