The Foxes convince (i.e. bribe) Andrew and Neil out to a karaoke night once during Neil's sophomore year (Andrew gets free drinks, Neil gets them all at an entire week of night practices) and everything is going great until Matt finally convinces (i.e. bribes) a slightly buzzed Neil into taking a turn on stage. He surprises everyone with a clear, easy tenor and his passionate rendition of 'Andrew in Drag' by The Magnetic Fields.
"A pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a fag
The only girl I ever loved was Andrew in drag
There is no hope of love for me, from here on I go stag
The only girl I'll ever love is Andrew in drag
Andrew in draaaaaaaaaaaaaaag"
(He only heard the song the day before when he searched "songs about Andrew" and has been quietly practicing all day)
Everyone absolutely looses their shit, while Andrew freezes for a long minute before carefully putting down his drink, walking up to the stage, and throwing a still singing Neil over his shoulder before exiting the building. They are not seen or heard from for the rest of the weekend.