la croix boix

oh i get it. it’s “i see you pee”

what is

nothing. go back to bed

my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

a faint memory that might as well be a dream

25 human years to Keanu is equivalent to like 2 minutes. he hasn’t changed outfits cuz he’s barely started his day

BongWater

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

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