trick

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

But it’s not so enjoy

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

Sorry adding onto this a bit late, but QueerQuirk (the instagram page) is still up, and their site is still in the browser index (can't access it rn, might need a VPN). Remember the name please. Don't give them personal information of any kind. Please stay safe.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth