Welcome to our void

Hey everyone, it’s Azure! I’m here to announce that Firewall and I opened a business together! It’s a nice little restaurant that serves food and drinks! I run the bar and Firewall runs the kitchen. We also have an assistant chef named Malware that’s great in the kitchen.

Pros

Are cute together.

Love eachother very much.

Azure will give you free drinks and Firewall will give you free food.

Obviously the best couple.

Cons

One has no soul.

One is very short-tempered and shoots first.

“Ooh, I like that second one, but either ones fine. They’re especially entertaining when Sans remembers the pacifist runs.” He’s not smiling in a disturbing manner.

“Whoah… Well, um… what with how infinite the multiverse seems, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem.” Leeroy responded, after taking a moment to process what Azure had told him. It was an incredible concept to wrap his mind around. “Ah - besides, if it was running low, I bet Firewall would try to draw things for you - or maybe sew them?” He’d spotted the other’s threads in Azure’s clothing, recognising them for what they were.

No saddle, then? Well, Leeroy supposed that the idea might not appeal to everyone, and he kind of thought he’d feel like a weirdo if he tried to figure out a way it could work now, or if he said anything at all about the pet thing. The way Firewall curled close around Azure was rather sweet, though - Leeroy found that he couldn’t help wondering how it was they had grown so close, and why Firewall was so protective, but he wasn’t sure how to ask without sounding as though he disapproved or something.

“Maybe some kind of carrier thingie that could hang around his neck would work, with you nestled underneath in softness? Ah, or would that be weird, too?” He attempted, uncertain but not quite having moved away from the dragon ride subject.

“I would, I want Azure to live for as long as possible, even if I have to scare the creativity back into the multiverse.” Firewall kissed Azure’s cheek softly a few times, getting a giggle in response. “And that carrier is a cute idea... something I can tie around my neck and Azure can rest in while I move around... I’d be able to keep a lot of threats away like that.”

It looked as though he’d made a good impression on at least one of the others, from the way Azure smiled as he moved to clink his teeth to Firewall’s. Ah, that was sweet - but Leeroy suspected that Firewall at least would think him weird if he went on about it. So these two had been together for a long while? Maybe they might have some advice! He was just opening his mouth to ask about that, when he was distracted by what else Azure had said. “Your soul is a ball of creativity?” He asked, tilting his head slightly in confusion. That was a new thought, not one he’d encountered before. Was it an Ink thing, or just this one Ink?

Leeroy thought that the hug Azure was receiving looked very snug and cosy, but he knew better than to think that he’d have a chance of being included in it. “Whoah… That sounds awesome, Firewall!” He exclaimed, trying to picture it. So the other Error’s alternate form was blaster-based? For some reason, that led him to omit wings from his mental image, but he didn’t question it. He made intrigued warblings as Azure explained how riding Firewall worked, but when the other got to his final point, Leeroy went rather purple. “O-oh stars… Really? I - I can see how that would make things, ah, a little awkward…” Right through the pelvis? Stars alive.

“Yeah... it’s not really a soul at all. I’m literally sustained by the creativity in the multiverse, if that runs out... I turn to dust.” Azure leaned into the hug from Firewall, not really liking thinking of that possibility, especially since it would mean he’d leave his love alone after. “And yeah, it would be awkward for me if I rode on his back. A saddle might fix that, but I’d never want one on him. He’s my lover, not a pet.”