Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

Is this… diversity? People of colour? Same sex parents?

WHY YES YES IT IS

what sort of fanfic shit is this

It’s funny cause it’s true

i wonder what’s happening in pilot verse rn

married for 6 years, 2 dogs, vacation cottage in country, going antiquing on slow weekends. Dancing in the kitchen in the middle of the day.  Making out on sofa watching attenborough.  Havin a good time not suffering.

I have no idea what to do with this information

my stomach hurts

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

this is why Ariana Grande said she hates America

We’re all literally going to die.