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E3 2021 is less than a month away, and one thing I love is video game rumors, so here is a list of all the rumors and leaks I have found from the corners of the net! Nothing is confirmed, so take it as you will, but I think it's fun to dream of what could be! Starting with...

Nintendo:

- The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild sequel (big info drop, gameplay trailer, release window of spring 2022)

- Fire Emblem (an all new entry made by Intelligent Systems, or a remake of Genealogy of the Holy War)

- Donkey Kong (new game made by Mario Odyssey team)

- Splatoon 3 (new gameplay trailer)

- Bayonetta 3 (gameplay reveal, 2022 release)

- Mario Kart 9 (reveal)

- Metroid (new 2D game reveal)

- Super Mario Party 2 (reveal trailer)

- The Legend of Zelda (Switch ports of Ocarina of Time, Majora’s Mask, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess)

- Radiant Historia (Switch port, sequel reveal)

- Ring Fit Adventure sequel (reveal)

- Earthbound reboot (reveal)

- Detective Pikachu sequel (Switch reveal)

- Pokémon Diamond/Pearl remakes (new gameplay trailer)

- Xenoblade Chronicles 3 (teaser)

- Super Mario Odyssey 2 (teaser)

- Super Smash Bros Ultimate (next fighter reveal, immediate shadow drop on eShop)

Playstation:

- E3 "season" State of Play

- Dreams + (PS5 port)

- Back 4 Blood (new gameplay trailer)

- Project Cars 3

- Symphogear Unite

- Stray

- Sonic Colors Ultimate (PS4 Remaster)

- The Mitchells VS. The Machines

- Grand Theft Auto V (PS5 gameplay showcase)

- Sunset Overdrive Refreshed (PS4/PS5 remaster of Xbox game)

- Sunset Overdrive sequel (reveal)

- Metal Gear Solid Remake (reveal)

- Last of Us Remake (teaser trailer)

Microsoft:

- 1 to 3 hour long showcase

- Acquisition of Sega??

- Announcement of new studio formed/acquired

- HALO Infinite (new gameplay)

- Psychonauts 2 (gameplay trailer, possible reveal of a very soon release date)

- Age of Empires IV

- Forza Horizon 5

- Far Cry 6 (gameplay reveal)

- Witcher 3 ("Next-Gen"/current gen remaster)

- Hellblade 2 (gameplay reveal)

- State of Decay 3 (gameplay reveal)

- Everwild (gameplay reveal)

- Alan Wake 2 (teaser trailer)

- Elden Ring (reveal set for 6/14/2021)

- Dragon Age 4 (teaser trailer)

- Dying Light 2 (new gameplay, 2022 release year)

- Fable (gameplay teaser)

- Gears Tactics sequel

- Perfect Dark (gameplay teaser)

- Battlefield 6

- Knights of the Old Republic remake

- Shadow of Mordor 3

- Baldur's Gate 3

- Netherealms next game (Marvel themed, maybe Avengers vs X-Men)

- Guardians of the Galaxy

- Avowed (gameplay teaser)

- Starfield (full reveal with gameplay) leads into Bethesda's showcase

Bethesda:

- joint showcase with Microsoft (because of acquisition)

- Starfield (discussion)

- "OMEN" (reveal, new IP from Arkane Studios)

- Deathloop (gameplay)

- Ghostwire Tokyo (gameplay)

- Wolfenstein 3 (teaser)

- Elder Scrolls 6 (full reveal)

- Prey 2 (reveal)

Square Enix:

- Final Fantasy XVI (new trailer with gameplay)

- Forspoken (new gameplay)

- Dragon Quest XII (teaser)

- NEO: The World Ends with You (new gameplay)

- Final Fantasy VII Remake part 2 (teaser, showing Cloud in a forest apparently)

Capcom:

- Resident Evil Village DLC (teaser)

- Resident Evil Revelations 3 (reveal)

- Resident Evil PS1 Collection (reveal)

- Dragon's Dogma 2 (reveal)

- Monster Hunter Rise DLC (reveal)

- Monster Hunter Stories 2

- Pragmata (teaser with gameplay)

- Ace Attorney Chronicles

Bandai Namco:

- Elden Ring (same footage as Microsoft show)

- Tales of Arise (new gameplay)

- Boruto Ultimate Ninja Storm

- Digimon Survive

- Scarlet Nexus

- Guilty Gear Strive

SEGA:

- Persona 4 Golden (Switch port)

- Persona 5 Royal (Switch port)

- Sonic (tease of new game series)

Other:

- Bioshock 4 (reveal)

- Borderlands (spin-off reveal)

- Jedi Fallen Order sequel (reveal)

- Grand Theft Auto VI (reveal)

- new IP from Rockstar games

Again, nothing has been confirmed, these are just rumors. We shall see what happens, but if even a few of these are true, we could have a good E3 this year!

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3. When is your birthday?

4. What is your zodiac sign?

5. What is your favorite color?

6. What’s your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Where are you from?

9. How tall are you?

10. What shoe size are you?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

12. What was your last dream about?

13. What talents do you have?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

18. Do you want children?

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

24. Baths or showers?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

26. Have you ever been famous?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

28. What type of music do you like?

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

32. How big is your house?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

37. Favorite swear word?

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

41. Are you a good liar?

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

45. What is your favorite accent?

46. What is your personality type?

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

50. Left or right handed?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

52. Favorite food?

53. Favorite foreign food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

55. Most used phrased?

56. Most used word?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

58. Do you have much of an ego?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

61. Do you sing to yourself?

62. Are you a good singer?

63. Biggest Fear?

64. Are you a gossip?

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

68. Favorite school subject?

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

74. Are you ticklish?

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your Rs?“

82. How fast can you type?

83. How fast can you run?

84. What color is your hair?

85. What color is your eyes?

86. What are you allergic to?

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

89. Do you like your age?

90. What makes you angry?

91. Do you like your own name?

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

94. What are you strengths?

95. What are your weaknesses?

96. How did you get your name?

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

100. Color of your room?

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