GERONIMO!

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

sometimes i hate tumblr but then one of you posts a picture of a little cow with curly hair. and i remember why im here.

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

HERE HE COMES

i still can’t get over the fact that you don’t need parental permission to be in the triwizard tournament, but you do to go into the next town

@kingxfmischief

but everything changed when the fire puppy attacked

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

It really do be like that

this is why tumblr got taken off the app store

if your eyes start hurting what you’ve got to do is lay down and close them for a while…. now that’s a sexy little manoeuvre that we in the medical field like to call “sleep”