I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldnβt get me one because they were βtoo violent and also ate peopleβ :(
hnn I WANT IT SO BAD
on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!
IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THATβS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
now we enter the testing phase
yup. looks good.
Extreme Chompin T-Rex says ITβS NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS
Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say βEXTREME CHOMPINβ β in four languages?
OH SHIT YOUβRE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if itβs still there! hopefully I didnβt destroy it in my excitement
*roar sound effect*
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I havenβt put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help
(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)
Thereβs more!
I love.
I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought Iβd give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!
(just fine)
Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures
Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)
so itβs come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think thatβs very cash money of her.
itβs been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!
ajdhf.
well thatβs just,,,
REXCELLENT
two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!
HELL
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES.
cry, probably
Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!
ITβS TIME
YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!
HAIL TO THE QUEEN
LONG MAY SHE REIGN!
(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, sheβs finally hit 400k!)
weβre coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!
this year weβre doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, βDracula with inappropriate straw hatβ
thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!
hey! HEY. itβs Halloween 2023! AND YOUβLL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.
sheβsβ¦ (WEXTER! here girl!) sheβs aβ¦ aβ¦..
sheβs a T. Rex.
GOTTEM!
β¦Another epic.
