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Key screams just like a little girl kkkk

Scrolling down Tumblr in a public area is like playing russian roulette. You may be safe with one post but you have no idea if the next will be some gay porn. 

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

I like how you say this as if vampires are a problem you deal with frequently

I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests.

Excuse you, they take commissions

I just saw a fic tagged with “lemon” on AO3, and it was so jarring my whole being just astral projected back to 2003

#at least you know they are of a decent age to be writing a ‘lemon’ if they call it a ‘lemon’