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Do you wanna build a snowman?

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

What the fuck I never wanted to know that

Sonic is into Watersports AND Vore?!?!?

I OWN NOTHING

Yet another broken promise made to working families this election 😔

Frogs and toads aren’t vegetables. 

I guess tomatoes aren’t either. 0 for 3 today.