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👾 ― “I’m going to start murdering people. I mean it this time.”
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having been at a diner most of the day, looking over books she managed to magically copy while at the salvatore school when she felt a strange sort of pull. the redhead looked up, brows furrowed when she saw a blonde standing before her and she wondered what it was, why she felt any type of connection to a stranger and she took a moment looking her over. “i don’t mean to be strange, but..” she paused a moment. “you seem so familiar, do i know you?” the chances were slim, she remembered nearly every face she encountered.
👾 ― “shouldn’t you know the answer to that question, not me?” it was meant to be sarcastic, but there was a truth to the witch’s confusion. as harmless as the girl came off, they weren’t about to overlook the weird question. even if she’d prefaced it. despite all that, and instead of pushing the subject, liv merely followed the snappy reply with, “no, i don’t think so. is there anything else i can clear up for you?”
xwitchjo:
“I’d like to get to know you, and Luke, and any other Parker that might pop up.” She admitted. “I got to meet Jo, briefly when the necromancer brought her back. I don’t know, it just kind of sucks I didn’t get to know any of you.”
👾 ― “You were saved a lot of the bullshit, trust me.” Even as it came out of their mouth, they knew they didn’t mean it when it came to Jo. It caused Liv to frown, but she doesn’t let it deter her from making her point: “We really are so fucked up.”
lockwxlf:
Tyler knew they would have questions, he thought he was prepared to answer them, but now he sat with a lump in his throat. “Um, it’s been awhile… 2017.” He looked down the their hands. The next question was harder to answer, knowing Liv the moment he said the name she’d be ready to kill him. “Damon…” he said softly, his eyes not meeting hers.
👾 ― Hearing it hurt. Not the who, that they could’ve guessed half coherent, but since 2017? That made it, what ― four years before he bit the dust? He triggered his curse, relived the second worst thing that ever happened him, and for what. For Damon Salvatore to do what he did best. Ruin lives. “I’m gonna kill him.”

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historiantessa:
She thought perhaps the flickering indicated she had the right idea, that her consideration of the situation had been at least close to how it actually was. Perhaps that meant she had made her point, that she could empathize with them and understand how hard it must be. But her eyes widened in shock when the other cursed her and told her to stay away from Luke. “Wait, what?”
👾 ― The second chuckle wasn’t nearly as theatrical as the first, but the amusement was evident. They turn around, a fun little twist as they momentarily walked backward to continue their exit but catch sight of Tessa one last time. “Try it and find out. Really, I’d love to see it.” Then Liv waves and turns the corner.
magicalxkitty:
kitty nodded before she shrugged. she was used to it by then. she’d worked in several small time shops since she’d been out of the hospital. it was, unfortunately, a common occurrence where she tended to end up. she tilted her head with a small smile. “well i’m supposed to take one now. sounds good to me. never turn down free stuff,” she half joked.
👾 ― liv smirked and cocked their head, beckoning her. “then get moving.” this wasn’t normal behavior, but she was getting tired of conversations feeling more like being held at gunpoint. they were a bartender, it came with the job, but that didn’t mean they had to settle. “i’m liv, by the way. she & they.”
xwitchjo:
“I just wanted to hear you admit it.” She shrugged. “I won’t hold it against you. You barely know me.”
👾 ― “Why? Trying to weed me out from the crazy Parkers?”
magicalxkitty:
kitty couldn’t help the snort that came out of her mouth. “well then you automatically soar above a lot of people,” she replied. “isn’t it? oh how i wish i could but it’s not my garage and therefor i have no power.”
👾 ― that brought a smirk to their face. “thanks.” of course, the news that the other was forced to take said crap because they were employed there, well, soured the witch’s face again. “well shit. sorry, i guess.” real world adult problems like that was foreign to the sheltered gemini twin. “when’s your break? i'll buy you a drink.”
historiantessa:
She was quiet a moment, biting her lip as she thought. “Well, I imagine there was some tension when you were both children. With your father’s expectations of you both and his issues with Kai. Then there was the whole awful attack and losing your siblings. That is enough trauma for one lifetime, but then you continue to be a part of this family and coven that often kept you isolated from others and constantly training for this eventual merge, getting stronger and stronger and hearing all about how you will need to do this thing that will either kill you or your twin. And twins are some of the closest siblings around. There have been numerous studies about their connections. The idea of losing a twin is horrible, but to do so in some sort of magical merge that makes it feel like it is your fault? The weight of your family and coven on your shoulders when you are children and all through your life. And a family that sees you more for your powers than anything else… It must have been a lot. Of course I don’t know, but I can imagine,” Tessa explained, taking a sip of her coffee. “Well, it’s mostly Luke’s love life. I feel like he has far more adventures than me.”
👾 ― The room’s lights flicker and continue to do so. Liv is stood there, staring the woman down with a cold heat. Then, the as the young witch’s trauma is no longer being picked apart and examined, everything calmed, and her expression became unreadable. Lips part, but they think against it and simply laugh; a dark, loud sound. “Fuck you.” Then she turned away to walk off, adding, “and stay away from Luke, or I’ll make you. Thanks!”

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historiantessa:
“Oh god no! I didn’t even know he was a witch when we became friends, let alone part of the Gemini coven. I just meant that to say that I get the difficult things he had to go through. You as well. It can’t have been easy, especially being twins,” Tessa explained, shaking her head. “I try to make it clear he doesn’t have to discuss any of that with me if he doesn’t want to. Besides, I have more fun talking to him about all my other theories, more so about vampires than witches. He’s nice enough to listen to me ramble on and on. But lately all we talk about is men and our love lives.”
👾 ― “No, you don’t,” Liv snipped. “Luke might find you cute, but you won’t get the same kind of treatment from me. Just so we’re clear.” There were many touchy subjects for the young witch, and their family was one of the bigger ones. All over the words Tessa had used to express her sympathy, the most minute of differences between ‘knowing’ and claiming to ‘understand’. She laughed at what the teacher said next, genuine amusement. “Of course you do.”
magicalxkitty:
kitty snorted, looking up at the blonde and nodded. “you said it. definitely the dumber of the genders,” she quipped with a deep breath. kitty tilted her head and shrugged. “oh ya know. the standard alpha male misogynistic bullcrap. thinks i don’t know how to do my job cause i’m a girl. i’m a mechanic.”
👾 ― liv nodded her head in agreement. “part of the reason i don’t associate as either,” they admit. as the other elaborated, the witch let out a snort. “embarrassing.” for the man, of course. “i’d have overcharged him.”
historiantessa:
“I teach supernatural history at the Salvatore school. So I know all about witches and some about the Gemini coven. I know his history from stories and everything, but I know there is always many sides to such things,” Tessa explained. “But I love to learn more and know all sides to things. If there is every any research you need or something, I am the one to come to.”
👾 ― “And so, what? Luke's your little Gemini history project?” Knowing anything about the coven was grounds enough to avoid anyone, especially one of the infamous Parker twins. Their face breaks into a smile, a dark chuckle escaping their lips. “It’s whatever. If he wants to trauma dump on you, more power to him.”
lockwxlf:
The look on their face was the reason he was been avoiding this conversation. He hadn’t even said the words yet. His hands gently rested on either side of her arms. “Let’s sit.” He moved them to the couch. “There is something I should have told you sooner. I haven’t been completely honest with you and I can’t be until you know…” He took their hand in his before he continued. “I died, Liv.”
👾 ― “What do you mean?” But they knew. As Ty lead her over to the couch, sat her down, looked into her eyes... Liv knew what he was trying to tell them. Her hands gripped his gently. “When?” They pause, breath hitched. “Who..?” Either they were right, and someone was to blame, or Tyler would correct them and they could quell the rage.. but she didn’t feel wrong.
kitty was messing around with her car outside of the shop. she was on a break for the moment since she’d been sent outside after arguing with one of those stupid alpha males. “stupid man,” she muttered.
👾 ― “men do that,” they said bluntly. “be stupid.” before approaching, liv was fully under the impression that the girl was left to deal with her car alone. after a minute of observation, that didn’t seem to be the case. “what was it this time?” the car, the man, the answer didn’t matter.

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Tyler had taken off after Liv had confronted him about his odd behavior. It was getting harder to avoid mentioning his death, but he still didn’t know how to tell them. After a short walk to clear his thoughts he returned to the house. “Liv…” he walked over to her. “I’m sorry. I think it’s time I need to tell you something.” His eyes fell to the ground. 
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👾 ― Their head was long swimming with worst case scenarios before Ty came back to the house. The anger and hurt had subsided some, but the anxiety was a deadly grip. But seeing him like that, the way he approached.. it was heart breaking enough. Liv worried her lip and hugged arms close to her chest. A brow-softened Well? written on their face as they waited for the worst.
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“You’re Liv, right?” Tessa asked as she approached the taller woman. “Liv Parker? Luke’s twin?” She wanted to make sure before she completely embarrassed herself in front of a stranger rather than the person she was anxious about meeting. Liv intimidated her from what Luke had told her, so she was hoping to get along with the woman. “I’m Tessa Carson, his friend and coworker.”
👾 ― “Luke’s good at making those.” Friends being the implication. As she must have expected, Liv sized the other up, but nothing to extreme. Friends were easier than potential benefits. That being said, the witch didn’t appreciate people who appeared harmless. Appearing harmless was a trick they knew intimately well, after all. “What do you do?”