I honestly canât deal with second hand embarrassment in tv shows and movies very well Iâll literally pause it, internally scream, and come back in ten years
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I honestly canât deal with second hand embarrassment in tv shows and movies very well Iâll literally pause it, internally scream, and come back in ten years

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Reblog If you ugly but people be saying you cute
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Slidey Trumpet
Big ass trumpet
Drunk Trumpet
IâM GONNA PUNCH YOU
My sides
AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENTÂ
those are some fancy guitars
EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA
Those are big mama violin and her little violings
String trumpets.
THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC
things heating up in the orchestra fandom
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms wonât actually see it
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a âExtrusion/Revolution Generatorâ âŚ.
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
itâs called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckersâ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
Reblogging for the matterhorn

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-Koju vrstu muzike sluĹĄaĹĄ?
-SluĹĄam sve.Â
-Ajde bre, niko ne sluĹĄa sve, slobodno reci.
-Sam si traĹžio. Kada sam sreÄna sluĹĄam dobar rock ili one prave narodnjake sa trilerima i tako to. Kada sam umorna sluĹĄam klasiÄnu muziku, kada treba neĹĄto da se uÄi sluĹĄam rap i hip hop, kada se Äisti kuÄa sluĹĄam dance, kada su slave i roÄendani kafanske pesme i trubaÄe, kada je vikend sluĹĄam pesme iz filmova i crtaÄa (ako sam dobre volje onda cepam i karaoke), kada sam zaljubljena pop pesme, a kada doÄe do raskida one najdepresivnije balade. Tako da ono, rekoh, sluĹĄam sve.
Balkan-Balkan
lmao you know why louis tweeted always in my heart in the first place right...he was sad he was gonna have to stop being fucking friends with harry because of these dumb ass rumors that they're "together" and that it has gone this far. but keep believing what you want to to i guess
this is a joke right
louis: ya kno whats gonna stop these Gay RumorsÂ
louis: a heartfelt declaration of love @ my enemy who i broke up with cause ppl thought we were Gay
louis: damn thatâll show themÂ
Louis Tomlinson Reacts to Gay Rumors by Creating More Gay Rumors
Ĺ˝eniĹĄ se pre tridesete, jer tako treba. Normalan si. ImaĹĄ dvoje dece. Diplomu. Posao. RaÄune za struju. RaÄune za telefon. Letovanje od deset dana. MoĹžda 15. Escape weekend u BeÄ. Plus zdravstveno osiguranje. Plus Ĺživotno osiguranje. Penzijsko osiguranje. RaÄune za grejanje. Ĺ˝uriĹĄ kuÄi iz kancelarije. Danas je nedelja. VodiĹĄ ljubav svake druge nedelje. Sa ugaĹĄenim svetlom. Mirno. Misionarski. Nekada i Äetvrtkom kada ti otkaĹže psihijatar. Budi normalan. Petak je dan kada ti tvoja jednostavna Ĺžena kuva boraniju. Odustao si od sna da gajiĹĄ pÄele. I od toga da se Äesto smejeĹĄ. IdeĹĄ u teretanu, jer tako treba. VoziĹĄ se u koloni. Nikada ne pretiÄeĹĄ. NeĹĄto ne umeĹĄ viĹĄe da voliĹĄ. Ĺ˝eleo bi.Kasnije i to nestaje. LaĹžeĹĄ da si dobro. LaĹžeĹĄ da se smejeĹĄ. LaĹžeĹĄ. Ne smeta ti praĹĄina na omiljenoj ploÄi. Na celom gramofonu. PuĹĄiĹĄ kriĹĄom. PsujeĹĄ vozaÄe. PsujeĹĄ peĹĄake. PsujeĹĄ bicikliste. PsujeĹĄ komĹĄije. PsujeĹĄ Ĺženu. PsujeĹĄ decu. PsujeĹĄ Boga. PsujeĹĄ Ĺživot. RaÄuni, raÄuni, raÄuni. ImaĹĄ previĹĄe bora. ImaĹĄ par godina u inostranstvu. Neka beĹžanja od sebe stvarnog. OpijeĹĄ se nekadaNikad sam. Sa druĹĄtvom. Jer tako treba. PevaĹĄ, jer kaĹžu da su takvi ljudi radosni. U avgustu otplaÄujeĹĄ kredit. ImaĹĄ 20 godina viĹĄe. ÄekaĹĄ lift. Jezivo si miran kad se pokvari. ÄekaĹĄ u redu. ÄekaĹĄ u banci. ÄekaĹĄ da ti Ĺžena ponovo kaĹže âvolim teâ. ÄekaĹĄ da je opet zavoliĹĄ. ÄekaĹĄ leto. ÄekaĹĄ da odĹĄkolujeĹĄ decu. ÄekaĹĄ da udaĹĄ Äerku. ÄekaĹĄ da oĹženiĹĄ sina. ÄekaĹĄ da se penzioniĹĄeĹĄ. ÄekaĹĄ sledeÄu godinu. ÄekaĹĄ sledeÄu godinu. ÄekaĹĄ sledeÄu godinu. ÄekaĹĄ sledeÄu godinu. ÄekaĹĄ sledeÄu godinu. ÄekaĹĄ svetla vremena. ÄekaĹĄ bolje sutra Da budeĹĄ sreÄan. Izuj se. Hodaj bos. Tada smeĹĄ da hodaĹĄ i po travi. Kupaj se dok sviÄe. PriÄaj o stvarima koje voliĹĄ. Nikada ne obrÄi palaÄinke noĹžem ili rukom, samo bacanjem u vazduh. OdlepiÄeĹĄ je sa plafona, ne brini. NauÄi da razbijaĹĄ jaje jednom rukom. Igraj se u supermarketu usluĹžnom kasom, to je blagodet. Ljuljaj se u tri ujutru. NaruÄi 5 kugli sladoleda. Nasmej se upozorenju ââsamo za decuââProÄi ispod prskalica u parku! Stani ispred vrata sa senzorom, pljesni, pa se pravi da su se otvorila na tvoju komandu. Baci kap, dve vode na vrelu ringlu i zamisli da si Äarobnjak koji baca Äini (ako nemaĹĄ ââsenzor vrataâ blizu kuÄe) Ĺ etaj pored reke. Gurni prst u reku, neÄeĹĄ ostati bez njega. Vodi ljubav. Ujutru. U podne. U sumrak. UveÄe. U dva. U tri ne moĹžeĹĄ, tada ideĹĄ da se ljuljaĹĄku Vodi ljubav stalno. Svuda. I ne sa svakim. Nikako ne sa svakim. Ako imaĹĄ priliku da vodiĹĄ ljubav na nekom krovu zgrade, po slikarskom platnu uvaljan u boje, umoÄene kose u temperu URADI to. Ako nemaĹĄ tu moguÄnost, prvo kupi platno, stvori je. Slikaj â sa njom. Ili njim. OkaÄite sliku iznad kamina. Neka vas svi gosti uvek pitaju Äija je slika. Zagonetno se smeĹĄite. DrĹžite se za ruke ispod stola. Pomazi je po stomaku gde je remek delo vaĹĄe slikarske tehnike. Ljubi. Grli. Golicaj. PleĹĄi. PraĹĄtaj. MaĹĄtaj. Putuj. Ne propusti pravljenje figurica od plastelina â kako kaĹže divna DĹženita iz Tuzle - bez prijatelja da ga upotpune ovaj spisak i ne vredi mnogo, joĹĄ je bolje kada su prijatelji ovako maĹĄtoviti Ne propusti prvi jorgovan. Ni poslednje lubenice. I to da se umaĹžeĹĄ jogurtom. Ili da priÄuvaĹĄ neÄijeg mezimca. Smej se. Mnogo se smej. I ne pokrivaj usta rukama, jer imaĹĄ jedan krivi zub, samo neka je zdrav. ViĹĄe bole krivi putevi u Ĺživotu. Pravi musaku. Pravi porodiÄni turnir u kartama. Äitaj ceo vikend. Pokisni. SluĹĄaj muziku riziÄnih decibela. OkreÄi sobu u Ĺžuto. Pevaj, ako tako oseÄaĹĄ. PlaÄi, ako tako oseÄaĹĄ.Kupi ĹĄator. NajveÄi u radnji. I opremu za kampovanje. SlaĹži slagalice. Zovi redovno roditelje, jer tako ĹželiĹĄ. Javi se iako je prekasno. Posoli ako nije slano (osim ako imaĹĄ visok pritisak, onda samo prazan slanik tresi iznad jela, videÄeĹĄ da Äe postati slano samo od sebe)Mmm⌠ipak nemoj cipelama na kauÄ NE zaboravljaj prijatelje .Ne zaboravljaj stvari po ââdĹžepovimaâ, tu su neke vaĹžne sitnice. Stavi malo viĹĄe pene u kupku. Uuu, i pravi balonÄiÄe. PriÄaj âpo starinskiâ. Nemoj baĹĄ UVEK kakiti o tome da zapravo, kada vidimo dve duge postoji samo jedna duga, a da je druga njena refleksija i da je to obmana naĹĄeg oka i uma. Nekada se samo obmani ( Uh, kako bi mi ovde, umesto samo legla neka psovka, iako ne treba psovati ) Zato ispravka â Nekada se samo jebeno obmani i uĹživaj u dve duge! PriÄaj o stvarima koje voliĹĄ. PriÄaj o ljudima koje voliĹĄ. Nije teĹĄko naÄi ljude prema kojima nisi ravnoduĹĄan. Nije teĹĄko voleti. PriÄaj i o stvarima koje te muÄe. PriÄaj. I sluĹĄaj. Budi briĹžan i samilostan. Pomoli se onda kada iskreno oseÄaĹĄ. Neguj ljubav. Govori MI, umesto Ja. NE beĹži od sebe. Ne plaĹĄi se. Lep si i nasmejan i namrĹĄten. Pa ĹĄta ako znaĹĄ samo dva akorda na gitari. Izgradi u sebi, ne oko sebe. Zasadi hektar kalemljenih treĹĄanja. I praske, ako tako ĹželiĹĄ. Donesi joj seme za nanu i origano sa sluĹžbenog puta. Äekaj, pa ti nemaĹĄ sluĹžbeni put. Postao si ono ĹĄto ĹželiĹĄ. Onda se odvezi biciklom do pijace i kupi. Budi kreativan, NIĹ TA NIJE GLUPO ako je namera prava. Oboji svoj svet.â
(via dont-betray-your-soul)
Ĺživotna ljudiiiiiÂ
(via kretenusrcu)
Svaka Äast autoru, alâ fakat.
(via take-it-easy-lutko-leepa)
Nesto najbolje ikad
(via tezina-neizgovorenih-rijeci)
(ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°) We can see you, Louis (ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
I was watching interviews and Iâve noticed Liam very often talks about some memories he had when he was younger. The interviewer will say something and it will remind Liam of a show he used to watch, a game he used to play or a toy he used to have and he always mentions it. He wants to know if any of the boys remember that as well and I wonder if maybe thatâs because Liam was relatively alone when he was younger. He always talks about how grateful he is to have met his boys and itâs interesting how he tries to include these boys in his memories. Louis always answers him, helps him remember, makes sure Liam can include them in some of his memories.

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someone: are you gay?
me: no
someone: so that means you're straight, right???
me: no
someone: so what are you then?
me: i'm tired â˘
meme | 7) hl + sexual innuendo/domesticity
Did you say crap?
#i canât believe ppl pay for this
Niam better keep their day job...
Because they
are
the worst Â
liars
EVER
hello hello :D so Iâm doing this giveaway as a thank you for being so kind to me these past four months Iâve been active and of course to make someone a little bit happier.
Prizes
Louis & Harry throwpillowÂ
The Balm The Manizer Sisters Makeup Palette + Twinbeauty Brush
Badlands Physical Copy
Real Techniques Core Collection Set
Blue Neighborhood Physical Copy
Between Us Fragrance
Naked 2 Palette by Urban Decay
Rainbow Mug
Rules and Details
Follow me since this giveaway is only for my followersÂ
Reblog this (likes as bookmark)
Each reblog counts as one entryÂ
I will ship internationally
All prizes from Amazon
Increase your chances by talking to me
The winner will be chosen on April 11th with a random generator
GOOD LUCK!Â
(FAQ for this giveaway)

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i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him
that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesnât even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadisticÂ
Donât worry, friends. Little guy is ok.
he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise
i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.
goodbye small fucker
LEAVE HIM ALONE
Iâm going to help train our friend, I wonât stand to see him take this abuse any longer
Weâre taking it a bit slow because heâs still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!
looks like all that training is starting to pay off
I will resurrect many time with more strangth.
Revenge is sweet.
goodbye small fucker
I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades
person: youâre defintely shorter than 5â˛9
louis: