blog thing

The existence of burger king implies a burger clergy and burger peasants

The burger peasants are us you fool

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

to sleep? perchance to fucking sleep?

if Redd was such a crook like you guys say then how come he gave me a 10,000% Cousin Discount on a genuine Van Gogh painting

y'all be all "be gay do crimes" until cousin redd steals girl with a pearl earring from the mauritshuis and re-thrifts it at the affordable price of 4,800 bells just for you, his family. like,,, okay bootlicker.

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise