Crowley + being a dramatic bitch

my mind: hey remember when crowley ran into the burning bookshop lookin for az? remember how worried he was? how alone? his voice cracked

Imagine this guy

crowley stealing aziraphale’s food

the other horsemen of the apocalypse

aziraphale calling literally everyone ‘dear boy’

the drunken conversation about the bird and the mountain

crowley scaring the shit out of some policeman

‘You think?’ said Crowley, trying to hit a hedgehog and missing.

pepper beating the rest of the them up when they first met

aziraphale saving crowley from a stray bullet at warlock’s birthday party

crowley’s love for ‘golden girls’

people threatening to burn aziraphale’s bookshop and aziraphale very politely disposing of them forever

crowley killing a duck and bringing it back to life because aziraphale was judging him

i think crowley is more susceptible to picking up on people’s fear or uneasiness—–he has to be in his job, it’s an asset. living in a century of mass death, famine and pestilence had to have overstimulated that. imagine walking outside and being bombarded with the misery of an entire village’s sick and dying. the apprehension and consternation of those healthy, but watching loved ones fade away every hour. imagine carrying all of that, feeling the emotions of dozens of plighted people for so long. imagine how crushing that must be for one person to process and handle. 

dolphins

that’s my point

big brains….

size o f

?????????

damned

big brains

the lot of them

not to mention the WhALeS

ooh…….

Great BIG BUGGER

supposed to rise up

right

riiiiiight up

right at the end

TH!!!!1!!1!!

THAS MA P ÖINT

Whole Sea Bubblin’

th  dolphins

the WHALES?!?

EVVRYTHING turning into

builibu

buib,,

????

. ..buibé? ??