And if I had wheels, I'd be a wagon

Rated: E

Pairing: Kenny McCormick/Craig Tucker

“You think I’m that easy?” Craig challenged, as if he wasn’t practically melting at the other boy’s touch.

“Mm, no,” Kenny replied, placing a kiss behind the other boy’s ear. “I just know all the ways to make you come undone, Craig Tucker.”

aka stoner boyfriends crenny fuck in the back seat of a car

"W-We're soulmates, aren't we?" the blond supplied for him, which caused Craig's eyebrows to fly up and disappear behind his hat.

"Shhh!" Craig said, covering the blond boy's mouth. "Don't say that word! We can't let the other kids know."

"Why not?" the other boy said when Craig uncovered his mouth, biting down on his pink lower lip. Craig could kick himself for even focusing on such a thing.

Craig felt the sharp pain of hurt through their bond, but he could easily read it on his face. It makes him feel like a dick, which he supposed maybe he was. "Besides," he added. "I don't even want a soulmate, so just do us both a favor and leave me alone."

When Craig Tucker first meets his soulmate, he was 13 years old. He doesn't handle it well.

Chapter 2/5

"W-We're soulmates, aren't we?" the blond supplied for him, which caused Craig's eyebrows to fly up and disappear behind his hat.

"Shhh!" Craig said, covering the blond boy's mouth. "Don't say that word! We can't let the other kids know."

"Why not?" the other boy said when Craig uncovered his mouth, biting down on his pink lower lip. Craig could kick himself for even focusing on such a thing.

Craig felt the sharp pain of hurt through their bond, but he could easily read it on his face. It makes him feel like a dick, which he supposed maybe he was. "Besides," he added. "I don't even want a soulmate, so just do us both a favor and leave me alone."

When Craig Tucker first meets his soulmate, he was 13 years old. He doesn't handle it well.

Chapter 1/5

My husband bought this lamp in the early 2000s. He told me he thought about selling it multiple times but never got rid of it. He gifted it to me once we started dating and now it’s still up in our house! 🤩

I have been writing this fanfiction since 2016 and it's finally complete! It's currently sitting at 110k words and I'm excited that it finally came to an end. Thanks for lookin'!

Ships: Craig/Tweek, Craig/Kenny, Tweek/Kenny, Craig/Tweek/Kenny

Summary: A story about friendship, love, and kicking ass. As a superhero, Kenny has a duty to himself to keep the world safe for those he loves. It's hard enough being a superhero, but what happens when he falls in love with not only his best friend, but his best friend's boyfriend?

Warnings: past drug abuse, past child abuse, past abusive relationship, physical violence (not between main characters), and lots and lots of sex