āRemember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And Iām sorry. You didnāt react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. Thatās why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.ā
āWait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version- [unintelligible] There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, Iāll be right back.ā
āThis next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? Theyāre the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. Thatās you in five seconds. Good luck.ā
āThat jumpsuit youāre wearing looks stupid. Thatās not me talking, itās right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid.Ā Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. Itās a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!ā
āOh, hi. How are you holding up? Because Iām a POTATO.ā
āRemember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a childrenās museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED childrenās museum.ā
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