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When they see their best friend crying and say... "Who do I have to kill now!?!" squad

SCORPIO, Aries, Capricorn, Sagittarius and Gemini

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Why does libra so lazy? Meanwhile some people said their life is luxurious!!!

Honestly I feel the same way! But they are lazy on their own time and when they get the opportunity to hang out with a crowd they make the experience more awesome.

Hey this is just a thing I would like to say. I don't think that there are enough posts about Leo's. Ily bye

I would make it happen just for you my lion child

i don't know dude, but your blog is just fucking amazing. kisses from leo x

Oh my god thank you ❤️️😘😘

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Oooh I wanna know about this Scorpio boy you like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lord this was so long ago!!!! Back in high school senior year. He was so gorgeous and mysterious and such a sweetie I wish I got the chance with him, but at the same time I'm happy I didn't bc I'm with my libra guy today and we've been together for almost 2 years and still growing. But this Scorpio boy was quit in class, sooooooooo sexy LORD UGH😭. But I wish him the best and I secretly did his birth chart with mine and it was good, it said "love would slowly turn into friendship" and I knew he was feeling me 😂. Anyways but I'm glad we didn't end up together ~Alexis

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THIS IS SO ME

How your (Venus) sign expresses love

Aries: Wholeheartedly, forcefully, honestly, brightly

Taurus: Through hints, small gestures, and telling others

Gemini: Through physical affection and regular attention

Cancer: Through massive gestures and love letters

Leo: Through honest words and late night texts/visits

Virgo: By paying more attention, working on themselves and reminding you what they love about you

Libra: By hugging you tighter than anyone else and going out of their way to do things for you

Scorpio: Quietly, truly, loyaly, with fairy-tale romance

Sagittarius: By taking you on adventures, sharing with you what they love

Capricorn: By being a much happier and open person around you, by romantic gestures

Aquarius: Sweetly, timidly, cautiously, kindly, frequently

Pisces: Truthfully, undeniably, over the top, very romantic

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Evil is sweet in his mouth and he hides it under his tongue.

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the signs as things boys at my school have said/done part 2

aries: i only write in capital letters now. this is the new me

taurus: *yelling marco up a flight of stairs*

gemini: if you're not sinning you're not winning

cancer: party hard, work hard

leo: *sticking hand out of the classroom window* this is football weather

virgo: *uses his notebook as a pillow to nap in class*

libra: i keep putting the back of this pen in my mouth but then i remember i found it on the floor

scorpio: *to his friend* trip me again and i'll break your knee

sagittarius: *yelling polo down a flight of stairs*

capricorn: why did god make humans flammable

aquarius: i can make some sick dolphin noises wanna hear

pisces: *holding his butt the entire class because he sat on the radiator for too long*

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How the sign react when someone is staring at them

Aries: *clenches hand into fist* Do they want to fight?!?! Because I’m ready to fight!!!

Taurus: UMMMMMMMM

Gemini: “Why don’t you take a picture already?”

Cancer: Can they please stop?

Leo: They probably like what they see.

Virgo: *rolls eyes* They’re psycho

Libra: Doesn’t even notice that someone is staring at them.

Scorpio: *Stares back at the person, without blinking*

Sagittarius: *raises eyebrow* “What?”

Capricorn: “Can I help you with something?”

Aquarius: Why are they staring at me?

Pisces: oh god, oh god, oh god *pretends to be on their phone*

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The Signs Hold a Crying Baby

Aries: WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO WILL IT STOP IF I SHAKE IT MAKE IT STOP WHERE IS THE MOTHER

Taurus: Keep your tears inside your eyes where they belong, you pathetic excuse for life

Gemini: Continues the one sided conversation, “so I said to Tom, I said Tomas, that’s MY fucking sandwich- wait, is it okay to cuss in front of a -what am I saying, you don’t understand words yet- anyway I said to him…”

Cancer: *is the Crying Baby*

Leo: Worry not, I will calm you with my talent for, uh, singing, “rock-a-bye baby in the -” baby: *screams louder* leo: okay well, fuck you too

Virgo: Gross pls tell me this thing didn’t poop OH MY GOD IT POOPED GET IT OFF GET IT OFF

Libra: Smiles and patiently calms the child, artfully hiding their discomfort and disgust, thinking “why the fuck do people keep making these things I hate them I hate them I fucking hate them ughh”

Scorpio: *glares* shut the fuck

Sagittarius: Tbh if you were my kid, I’d probably “forget” you in a shopping cart at the grocery store… shit, where is your mother? Don’t tell me she- HEY LADY, YEAH YOU, COME GET YOUR KID

Capricorn: Calmly sets the child down and walks away forever

Aquarius: According to some scientific studies, crying indicates that in later life, the infant will adapt qualities of…

Pisces: Me too, kid. Me too. By the way, it only gets worse from here…

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THE SIGNS AS THE NEW KERMIT MEME

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zodiac compatibility !!

all in one, all the pairs possible !!

aries + aries: lively, animated, daring pairing aries + taurus: stubborn, competitive pairing aries + gemini: best-friend-like, adventurous pairing aries + cancer: caring, contradictory, emotion full pairing aries + leo: adventurous, fun, lively pairing aries + virgo: understanding, can-learn-a-lot-from-each-other pairing aries + libra: romantic, cute, balanced pairing aries + scorpio: vivacious, mysterious, badass pairing aries + sagittarius: badass, active, adventurous pairing aries + capricorn: contradictory, strong pairing aries + aquarius: rebellious, animated pairing aries + pisces: innocent, child-like, romantic pairing taurus + taurus: loving, shy but romantic pairing taurus + gemini: talkative, friendly pairing taurus + cancer: romantic, calm, loving pairing taurus + leo: proud, fancy, hard working pairing taurus + virgo: secure, loyal, down-to-earth pairing taurus + libra: old-style romantic, cute pairing taurus + scorpio: badass, stable, hardworking pairing taurus + sagittarius: contradictory, animated pairing taurus + capricorn: secure, comfortable, calm pairing taurus + aquarius: calm, animated, pairing taurus + pisces: lazy, calm, loving pairing gemini + gemini: childish, best-friend-like pairing gemini + cancer: emotional, understanding pairing gemini + leo: child-like, fun loving pairing gemini + virgo: intellectual, curious pairing gemini + libra: light, animated, lively pairing gemini + scorpio: vivacious, badass pairing gemini + sagittarius: adventurous, curious pairing gemini + capricorn: intellectual, understanding pairing gemini + aquarius: cute, animated, talkative pairing gemini + pisces: innocent, childish, dreamy pairing cancer + cancer: emotional, empathetic pairing cancer + leo: understanding, strong pairing cancer + virgo: cute, empathetic, emotional pairing cancer + libra: romantic, calm pairing cancer + scorpio: mysterious, secretive, loving pairing cancer + sagittarius: bright, childish pairing cancer + capricorn: balanced, connected, understanding pairing cancer + aquarius: dreamy, bright, lively pairing cancer + pisces: empathetic, caring, emotional pairing leo + leo: fun, animated, lively pairing leo + virgo: organised, caring, balanced pairing leo + libra: cute, artistic, childish pairing leo + scorpio: vivacious, intimate pairing leo + sagittarius: best-friend-like, loving, adventurous pairing leo + capricorn: understanding, empathetic pairing leo + aquarius: rebellious, animated pairing leo + pisces: dreamy, playful pairing virgo + virgo: intellectual, loyal pairing virgo + libra: romantic, light, loving pairing virgo + scorpio: hardworking, secure pairing virgo + sagittarius: curious, explorative pairing virgo + capricorn: understanding, cute, down-to-earth pairing virgo + aquarius: intellectual, contradictory pairing virgo + pisces: contradictory, can-learn-a-lot-from-each-other pairing libra + libra: romantic, childish, cute pairing libra + scorpio: loving, intimate pairing libra + sagittarius: fun, bright, talkative pairing libra + capricorn: understanding, calm pairing libra + aquarius: light, bright, artistic pairing libra + pisces: similar, old-style romantic pairing scorpio + scorpio: intimate, deep, strong pairing scorpio + sagittarius: rebellious, vivacious pairing scorpio + capricorn: hardworking, empathetic pairing scorpio + aquarius: intellectual, lively pairing scorpio + pisces: mysterious, emotional, strong pairing sagittarius + sagittarius: fun, similar, philosophical pairing sagittarius + capricorn: understanding, intellectual pairing sagittarius + aquarius: adventurous, animated, daring pairing sagittarius + pisces: curious, intellectual, dreamy pairing capricorn + capricorn: understanding, empathetic pairing capricorn + aquarius: fun, smart, light pairing capricorn + pisces: emotional, close, successful paring aquarius + aquarius: rebellious, daring, fun pairing aquarius + pisces: philosophical, dreamy, innocent pairing pisces + pisces: spiritual, empathetic, understanding pairing

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very true

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Hey! Can you do a gif set for Pisces (f) and Aries (m) couple please? Thank you ❤️

http://crackstrology.tumblr.com/post/134851025707/pisces-f-ariesm-couple

"What Always Wins?"

"Love": Taurus, Libra, Pisces

"Intelligence": Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius

"God"/"Goddess"/"[Religious Belief]": Cancer

"Ambition"/"Me": Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn

"Death": Aquarius

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