Daily randomness

some of my most iconic childhood drawings probably ended up somebody’s banh mi wrapper.

I constantly asked my ex to gift me a pocket knife for my birthday and he never did. My current boyfriend got me a baseball bat just because I mentioned I want one. He even threw in an axe!

honestly boys who are funny and chill and sociable and don't seem clingy are either fuccboi or taken :/ wtf i know this is old but can you not

You're cute, and nice, and ignoring me. Definitely my type.

tfw they're funny and attractive but then they hits you with the "I've never dated an asian before" or "All my exes are white" 🙄🙄🙄👏🏼

great, maybe he'll fall for me since he wont be able to hear my horrible accent.

what the fuck do you wear during winter?? it's too cold to not look like a walking potato

All you need is faith, trust and pixie dust. And by pixie dust I mean a few shots of vodka.

So turned out high school was not like High School Musical at all.... Pitch Perfect don't you disappoint me!!

Aw you got a bug bite during camp? Very cute, I got 15. While sleeping in my own house.

My 21 years old cousin talks about love like a lil twelvie girl saying he's gonna marry his yet-to-come first girlfriend. And when I told him it's really not that simple, he told me I don't understand just because I'm younger. Wtf...

My room is literaly a common room for my entire family to come and go whenever they want. Just sitting there, chillin on their phone. Wtf.