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this blog is for headcanons of cookies living in your house.

I don’t have to your asks, even if there’s nothing wrong with them, sometimes I just don’t wanna do them. I’ll probably take long to do it. I most likely won’t do Shadow Deceit Cookie

Don’t ask for sexual scenarios, you are a human in these headcanons and they are cookies and ion want people made at me and also bc I’m a minor, but if you want your oc x canon or ships together then maybe I can do them flirting or as a couple. But I will NOT be doing Shadowvanilla im sorry

My favorite cookies are: Burning spice cookie, butter roll cookie and affogato cookie and agar agar cookie. I haven’t done agar agar cookie yet. It’ll be under the #favorites tag

by the way, I call shadow milk cookie either Shadow cookie or Shadow deceit cookie, why I did this is explained HERE on my main blog.

(strawberry cookie. Gingerbrave and wizard cookie)

🍪Gingerbrave🍪

Gingerbrave loves walks

You CANNOT say the word “walk” or even spell it around him or else he’ll get excited.

He is curious about anything and everything 

He tries his best even when he has no idea what he’s doing.

He’s a little teenage cookie, he’s going to eat A LOT

He can eat an entire triple cheeseburger (if it doesn’t have tomatoes)

When on walks, he wanders off often

Dogs want to eat him. He thinks they’re just being friendly.

Messy eater

He likes big foods that are meant for a human.

🍓Strawberry Cookie🍓

She’s afraid of humans because she saw the witches eat cookies

She’d flinched at food getting prepared.

It’ll take a long time to gain her trust

She doesn’t trust any food you give her because she’s scared it’ll secretly be cookie dough.

She doesn’t like Butter Roll Cookie

She can’t handle horror movies bc of the blood

She doesn’t mind walks.

She doesn’t take off her hoodie, ever.

Likes to eat strawberries

🧙Wizard Cookie🧙

He’s smart but also a smart ass

He doesn’t like alchemist cookie

Bald spot underneath his hat

He hates being treated like a baby or a pet.

He’s very picky about his space

He looks annoyed when he’s actually just thinking.

He’d likely be suspicious of new people until he’s decided they’re tolerable.

Picky eater

🍪🍓Them as a group🧙🍪

Pure vanilla cookie is their adopted dad.

They have much more when on walks together

Strawberry cookie and wizard cookie knows that dogs want to them, Gingerbrave does not. 

if you’re gonna ask for it anyway then don’t do anon instead so ur username so i block your ass (half joke but also kinda deadass)

🎆Late fourth of July edition🇺🇸

Btw, I’m basing this off the BBQ I was at for Fourth of July, so a bouncy house and fish tank WILL be mentioned.

Sleeps half the drive there

He doesn’t like how you have to carry him everywhere.

Once he gets there he’s excited to meet people. But it’s just to manipulate and charm them.

He scurries off to the bouncy house when you’re not working

He’ll get mad when you notice him there or try to help him inside.

He stares at the fish tank for a bit.

You have too keep himself inside or in the shade a lot because he’s technically half ice cream

If there is a cooler, he is finding it, and staring nearby it.

Mingles well with adults

Listens to the gossip the adults talk about

He does not get along with any animals or children there

He’ll only interact with  the kids if it means they’ll give him their dessert 

Stays near you when you put him down as to not get crushed, but leaves when something catches his eye.

Complains how the food is “below is his standards” and then eats every single plate from the plate.

If you make him a plate and he’ll want everything on the table and then want some off of your plate too.

He gives people a sweet smile while judging them internally

He’ll pretend to not care for the party games but until a prize is involved

He pretends fireworks don’t bother him, but he stays very close to you when they start.

He judges everyone’s outfit like he’s the fashion police.

If someone drops a bite of food, he is already there to “throw it away” (he’s eating them in private)

Btw based off my experience but mostly off my imagination bc it was boring for me. Also I’m gonna make a oneshot for this too.

Long car ride

It was a hour long ride

He complained the whole time

You gave him a Fidget toy and a bag of chips to distract him for atleast 15-30 minutes

It distracted him for 4 minutes in total

He ate the chips in 3 minute because he’s BIG and GREEDY

He got bored of the fidget toy almost immediately.

The worst is that he researched America

America has horrible history

The ONLY TIME he used his unlimited knowledge, and he used it to remind you of the horrid things

He also acted like YOU supported that

Like mf, we’re going for food and games😭✌️ SYFM

Once the car ride he celebrates like he wasn’t the one that was annoying

When you’re there

He follows you around

He whispers in your ear and talk shits about your family memeber like the green goblin mask

Takes your seat and your food.

His favorite would be the cheeseburger.

When you make him his own plate he decides nothing “looks good”

There is also a fish tank there, remember that.

Shadow milk cookie has found the children😨

He makes the children and rowdy.

He takes their food as well.

He also talks to the adults, but he acts like a jester for them. As in he mocks them but it’s becuase “it’s a joke”

When you leave

This fat ass ass many plates and take out boxes he could.

He has a suspicious goldfish shaped lump in his throat. 

Literally 10 people are trying to contact to you because what shadow milk cookie did.

Long car ride

Probably dressed up in red, white and mostly blue

BOUNCY HOUSE

Fish tank

shadow milk cookie runs off to trick the little kids 

I said this before in my butter roll cookie as a pet headcanons!!

They LITERALLY got their info from this post!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!! THE LINK ACTUALLY LEAD ME TO MY OWN POST!

Chose ANY other cookie except shadow milk. Agar agar cookie and affogato cookie are my favorites.