(at a new blog now!)

Shut the fuck up, nightmares for 10,000 years!!!!!!

being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved by some shirtless speedboat dude with no context

i went to the cooking competition and all of the chefs kept yelling “cast iron pan” but i dont even know how to use that damn spell yet im not a high enough level

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum

exec dysfunction is real EXCEPT when it comes to me… i am lazy and undisciplined… i’m faking it even to myself and also lying… i’m a deceiver……….a conman………….

adhd in any kind of school context 100% of the time just turns into you weighing ‘if i dont ask for help im going to fail’ against ‘okay but if i DO ask them for help they might be MAD at me’ and guess which one you end up picking every fucking time

cops boast about how indispensable they are to keeping order, but when the NYPD went on a two week strike in 2015 to protest the dismissal of the cop who killed eric garner, crime rates went down because no one was ticketing poor people and minorities, and violent crime rates (homicide, rape, assault, robbery) decreased as well. 

can’t forget the time when the mayor threatened to investigate corruption within the NYPD and thousands of off duty cops swarmed city hall and blocked the Brooklyn bridge and destroyed plenty of property with the full support of the officers on duty. being held accountable is apparently an okay reason to riot, but the murder of Black people is not. abolish the fucking cops.

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

bööls of wa’ah

this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like