"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

You can lie when you name things

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

did mitski ever find out what to do after you've been big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants you