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I think we should let kids swear just a little bit

Hearing a 6 year old yell “fucking seabass” at his Nintendo switch is an experience I think everyone should have

There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know.

*sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up

Highway Gothic

only critters can watch 3.5 hours of content and be like damn that was a short one

“We’re good, I’m taller than him. Let’s go!” is the same meaning but opposite energy of “We’re running. It’s bad.”

absolutely disgusting that i have to create the the things i want to create

every time i think, i take 10 damage

and everytime we kiss I swear I could fly

to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

The wife and the demon are the same person

The fact that these replies would mean wildly different thing had they been said on a different platform, such as Facebook, is absolutely hilarious