girl talks to her father for 30 mins 78 injured 43 dead

you cannot be putting two white guys with the same haircolor in the same movie how am i fuckin supposed to tell whos who what is this spot the difference

You have to give them costumes that signify who is who.  Like Jacket and Sweater in Pacific Rim.

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

Hi I'm here to ruin my life by getting attached to ships that will never be canon

it's fucked that mead is a real drink that you can buy from a store and you don't actually need to brew it in your own dwarven wooden barrel or be invited by small mice into their larder to try. it's also fucked that grog is a real drink that wasn't made up by pirate orcs, and also is just watered down rum instead of, like, a bubbling green slop with stink lines coming off of it. does this make sense

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

Prediction for s2: Stede makes his big grand romantic love confession, then the camera pans around and he’s practising on a coconut that he’s drawn Ed’s face on