Technoblade

Hello people, this is a Bones In The Ocean Technoblade (bones!Techno for short) rp account and anyone - besides the DNI list I will make - can interact. Asks are, as far as I’m aware, are on.

This account consists of 

Roleplay

Answering asks

General posting that will be clarified to be out of character

Accepting mutuals :)

The DNI list:

Toxic WSS supporters or any toxic supporters in general

CC!Dteam Stans

Transphobes

Homophobes

People who mock others for reading ao3 or doing what makes them happy as long as it isn’t problematic 

Darkshippers.

Those who send death threats over petty things

People with right political views

Pedos and Zoos

Basically, just be a decent human being respecting other, also decent, human beings.

Please do be mindful and respectful of others who rp here, or any people in general. This is preferred to be a safer environment :)

Thanks for lettin me stay cap! *He grins before excitedly darting off to go clean*

-wilson

[techno stared blankly at Wilson because— cap? It’s like saying pops but in a different font.] “Alright…” [he mustered even if it was the driest thing he could have humanly said… was he gonna be a father figure to this child like Phil was to Tommy?]

*he grins back at techno, ignoring any raised eyebrows or anything else*

And of COURSE your not actually considering anything*he decides to tease, squinting his eyes at the captain*

-wilson (his backstory ain't to tragic, one that's pretty normal for pirates- sunk ships and stuff like that)

*wilsons smile drops just a fraction*uhhhh anyways I can do other stuff- I'm really fast *he finishes a bit awakardly. Sure there's probably other traits he has, but those are the only ones Wilson can think of off the top of his head

-wilson (also wilsons like a teen forgot to mention that like around 15 I'd say if that's ok he can be a bit older if itd work better)

“Alright, how do you feel about cannons? Just— just innocently asking. It’s not like you have a tragic backstory either, right? No main character in a fantasy novel material? Innocently asked, of course, to make small talk. It’s not like I’m actively considering anything.”

Are you gonna uhh kick me off at the next port? Or can I stay a bit longer? Cuzz I think the navys still after me cuzz I blew up a battleship-

*He preceeds to shut up because he did NOT mean to let it slip that he sunk a BATTLESHIP*

*wilson

YOU WONT REGRET THIS I SWEAR!

*runs below deck and preceeds to hide and not come out for the next three weeks somewhere none of the rest of the crew can find*

-wilson (ye I'll be in your ask box possibly commonly now if that's ok)

“not like I thought—“ [and he’s off] “—alright. He won’t— no, he doesn’t like me, I think.”

[whilst Wilson hid, Techno made 0 conversation with the latter, putting food in front of the door every day without ANY text said. Maybe A “good morning”, but that’s pushing it.]

“That’s an odd orphan if I’ve ever seen an odd orphan, and I know a lot of them.”

— @captain-squid-kid

Can I hide below your deck

-wilson (oc)

[there is an awkward moment of silence where Techno’s just staring at you.]