[just came back after being myateriously gone for an entire day. No communication, no letter, just poofed away.]
âHeyyyy Philllllllll.â
[Techno dragged out, fiddling with his with a slightly stressed look on his face.] (he is being haunted by the horrors)
Hey mate, something on your mind?
[He chooses not to acknowledge Technoâs absence]
ââŚno.â
[he lied obviously. Something happened. He was NOT going to say it outwardly though.]
âWhat about you, though?â
Youâd think youâd know me well enough not to try that shit, huh? Whatâs up?
âNothing much, Iâll be fine.â
[pro tip: maybe DONâT be as vague as humanly possible, Technoblade.]
Techno.
âYes, my amazing, great, kind, funny, loveable and also loving, wonderful, elegant, gracious best friend and also my right hand man?â
[he is STRESSING, fiddling with his hand as well]
câmon, mate. Just tell me whatâs going on
[Only mildly frustrated, mostly concerned]
âIs ominously telling you that I would like to leave this island as soon as possible enough of an explanation?â
Iâm gonna need more than that. Why?
[Very concerned now, immediately on guard. He automatically glances around, looking at the kids to check if theyâre in danger]














