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if you're reading this it means you're a dyke lover

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

thinking abt them,,,,

my epic Deltarune headcanon is that Noelle is black but she doesn't use AAVE correctly like her sister Dess, and Susie (who is also black) thinks it's funny at first but the more they're around each other, Noelle starts picking it up correctly from Susie and then they kiss cuz they are epic black lesbians send post

Kris is there and they are also black and absolutely loves both of those two they are now a polycule I like krusielle send post

i got a call from Toby himself...he said this is all true...

Hey bro that was like imperative to the next chapter why'd you leak it

knight (large breasts) removing her breastplate and releasing a bunch of boob sweat like a mech venting steam

THIS IS A BOY THIS IS A BOY THIS IS A BOY THIS IS A BOY THIS IS A BOY THIS IS A BOY THIS IS A BOY THIS IS A BOY THIS-

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

I should be flirting with cute girls online all day but I have to do these bullshit things called “responsibilities” and “studying for a test tomorrow”

I HATE looking up something and before (or instead of) any actual answers it’s just “AI overview” “here’s what AI found” “AI mode” SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP