I got freaks 9 days out of the week

i like when both people in a relationship are scared of it

yeah i just love it when a character is in an inescapable torment nexus for a huge portion of their life and it defines every aspect of their existence forever. also whats cptsd

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

Imagine trying to sleep only to see an ominous light in the dark, but then you realize it's just your f/o who glows / is fluorescent.

Not to sound mushy, but stories about two lonely characters from vastly different worlds finding solace with each other always appeal to me

You know what makes it even better? If one of them is sort of evil.

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

just overheard a man say MWAH to his wife on the phone. very sexy

Repost to gently trace your F/O's face with your hands

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times