I got freaks 9 days out of the week

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

just overheard a man say MWAH to his wife on the phone. very sexy

Repost to gently trace your F/O's face with your hands

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

*so horny I'm about to pass out* nono it's fine, keep exposing a lil bit of tummy every time u stretch ur arms up its totally fine I'm so normal about it

*so horny I'm about to pass out* nono it's fine, keep exposing a lil bit of tummy every time u stretch ur arms up its totally fine I'm so normal about it

They dont even know im having a category 10 blorbo event

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

when giant 6ft+ huge grown ass men giggle!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when YOU make a giant 6ft+ huge grown as man giggle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU STILL AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

standing completely still with a big lovesick smile on his face while you walk over to kiss him

big, strong man who completely melts when you kiss his cheek