Aesthetic things and dank memes

Professor! Yes, sorry, I have a question: how do i explain plato’s allegory fo the cave to some emu?

this animal is so fucking shape

When you advocate raising taxes on cigarettes, alcohol, and weed (if its legal where you live), what youre saying is "i dont think these things are bad, theyre just only bad when poor people have access to them" and admitting that your business model for raising money is financially exploiting addicts, specifically poor ones

Hold up, you didn’t highlight that last part? The part about how Soviets ACCIDENTALLY Turned lead shielding into gold with an experimental nuclear reactor???

YOURE JUST JEALOUS OF MY MICRON THIN LAYER OF FRESHLY TRANSMUTED GOLD

It also cost more to power up the reactor long enough to make the gold than the gold is remotely worth.

HEY THE TASK WAS “TRANSMUTE GOLD” NOBODY EVER SAID IT HAD TO BE COST EFFECTIVE

For anyone who needs this.

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor