hot take maybe but spinach is superior to lettuce in basically every conceivable way

Okay but like The absolutely scalding commentary on the fact that a robot who doesn’t feel emotions is better at being a partner than most men because he actually fucking changes diapers and is emotionally available I love this movie

But why? Why only plant male trees? Is there some benefit to it or is it just ‘hurr durr male tree good female tree bad’?

I don’t think y'all understand how round of this post I really am. I scheduled to reblog it as one of my “Favorite Posts of 2019” just a couple hours after I created it back in February

ladies can be little a evil. as a treat.

i understand the inherent sexiness of putting yourself into mortal danger but please stop prancing into faerie rings and offering your true name to any passing pixie who happens to be there in hopes of escaping the cruel grip of capitalism

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

best part: this is 100% a real album you can listen to

in this essay i won’t

fuck you for coming to my ted talk