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this is literally the 92 bulls

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

it’s called a fade away jumper

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

humans be like staple crop

staple crop to what

directly to forehead

WE DID IT BOYS WE GOT WEED

my neighbor is raising angels and they're the absolute fucking worst thing ever. they play their stupid fucking horns at the crack of dawn and fight each other in the yard constantly. i saw a dazzling light and when it faded one of them had stabbed their beak into the still iridescent neck of the other. the only fucking thing that's good about them is my neighbor gives me some of their eggs sometimes but otherwise im thinking about calling the city about it

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

Grok Tuah! White genocide on that thang

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

my science fair project in fifth grade was basically i had this printout of a bunch of toys that were stereotypically boy toys and girl toys, and i would have my classmates study the sheet for some short period of time, idr if it was like 30 seconds or a minute or whatever, then put it away and had them recall to me as many toys as they could remember. my hypothesis was officially that boys would remember more boy toys and girls would remember more girl toys, but secretly in my head i knew that girls would probably remember boy toys and girl toys relatively equally but boys would still remember mostly boy toys. and that ended up being the case. and i still remember this 20 years later because it hasn’t fucking stopped. and you know what they didn’t even like my project. participation ribbon. i was a fifth grade feminist theorist and no one cared