Rome is my Home

We only consider ourselves wet when water is on our body although our body itself is mostly water

I am the theater kid lol

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me

Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.

gene roddenberry enforced a “no pockets in the future” policy

gene roddenberry was a bitch

this is literally the only thing that gets me in the christmasy mood anymore

It’s surreal that “if we take away the thing making people grovel for their lives, then how are we going to make them grovel for their lives?” is an honest to god argument that more than half of the us population finds compelling

“If we guarantee healthcare, then how can we keep the workforce slaving away at shit jobs for a pittance so that they can have health insurance?”

"if we let them have sex, use contraception and masturbate, how can we get them to devote their entire lives to serving our magic man?"