i dont have a made up name

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

He’s flatlining, doctor uwu

*sees light at the end of the tunnel* what’s this? OwO

Me always: who??????????

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

child are you okay

why do guys look so hot when they drive

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

we dem boys