Sing Me To Sleep

"It’s a trickster. Don’t feel stupid it’s good at what it does and it can spin an awful good story when it needs to." Lana told her cousin, putting an arm around her for comfort.

why are you so calm about porn

what do you mean you hate this genera—

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"This is the last time I’m covering for you." "You do this every time!" "It was your turn to do the shopping." "Aren’t you allergic to that?" "You liar! You told me you were allergic!" "How much salt did you put in this?" "Hmm… needs ketchup." "That would be your superpower?" "The chances of that happening are a billion to one." "If I had a dollar for every time I’d heard that one." “‘Stalking’ is such a strong word.” "You are disgusting!" "And you honestly expected to get away with that?" "That is the worst line I have ever heard." "… Maybe you needed to be there." "Have you ever heard the word ‘moderation’?"

Happy Birthday Jensen! ♥ March 1st, 1978

Hope your future birthdays are as wonderful as your previous ones!

"Okay. Then I guess we can go to the mall. But no pinching the mall cop’s butt this time, okay?"

"Oh come on! You saw his sexy face, and he had the booty. I had to. Besides, he doesn't even know it was me. At least, I don't think he does."

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