Between A Blog And A Hard Place

@countessdaydreams

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@thisisnotanex1t has found me a son

i unironically teared up at his joy

You've ever heard of all quiet on the frontal lobe! Get ready for too LOUD on the frontal lobe.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

My n#1 opp is lactose intolerant as hell bro. I'm this close to sneaking into his house and putting milk in his air conditioner before locking all the doors and windows

Eugghhhhhh bro I decided to start moving on from him and then my friend was on some "oh he was yearning for you" AND NOW I MISS HIM AGAIN. HELP HELP HELPPP.

CONSIDER THIS A BEATING WITH A STICK

Toy story inflation artists predicted the future

take it away @countessdaydreams

THERE'S CONTEXT I SWEAR

@jestersnebula

HE'S EARNED IT I GIVE HIM PERMISSION YES ROCKY YOU *CAN* SAY THAT

FUNCTION REFERENCE?

INDEED IT WAS

Election day? More like erection day!

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

@thisisnotanex1t

The entire country is doomed