Jun 14
I SENT @thisisnotanex1t A PREPOSTEROUS TEXT MESSAGE WHILE THEY WERE SHOWING THEIR MUM A VIDEO KILL ME NOW
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I SENT @thisisnotanex1t A PREPOSTEROUS TEXT MESSAGE WHILE THEY WERE SHOWING THEIR MUM A VIDEO KILL ME NOW
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@thisisnotanex1t has found me a son
"Dun Karm Psaila tugged the one-eyed snake dry"
- @thisisnotanex1t
A standalone OC is incoming
@thisisnotanex1t made me cry at 9am on a Monday 😢
Slime them from existence please
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Something that occurred to me on my third watch of Project Hail Mary is imagine being Eva Stratt. You're solely in charge of preventing the death of the Sun, working off copious quantities of coffee and little sleep and you already know that even though you're doing the absolute best you can do for the greater good you will be history's scapegoat for what you are doing and one of your best scientists calls you and chooses to begin the conversation with
"Carl and I made a baby"
With no context
The Artemis II mission and watching Project Hail Mary three times in the cinema kicked the childish "YIPPEE I LOVE SCIENCE!" part of my brain into overdrive which means that I had a Very Good Time in my practical physics test at school today!
@thisisnotanex1t: "CD, i have a secret"
Proceeds to burp directly in my ear