he calls me his lady

would you kidnap me or am i too annoying to keep

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

Brat tamers who are soft with you, it’s almost infuriating how patient they are. No matter how much you whine, or tease, or push their buttons, they’re unshaken, only meeting your antics with a low hum. They know you want to be good for them, you just have to get this little fit out of your system first, and they’ll let you. It’s fun for them too, getting to watch you act out, because knowing you feel comfortable enough to be like this with them gives them a satisfaction they can never fully articulate. So for now, they’ll watch and listen, content with knowing how much you’ll be begging for them soon.

a lot of ADHD behaviours and barriers feel like sims logic playing out in real time like i did my laundry but i had to pee and sleep so i stopped and i haven’t folded it yet except i can’t fold it yet because i need to eat but i can’t eat because the laundry basket is in front of the fridge. someone keeps queuing actions but they’re getting cancelled

I am fucking laskdjflkasdjf licking off every drop of that sweat until he is shaking crying whimpering [redacted]

Anyone saying the spank is OOC for Sylus- Im sorry to be the one to inform you, you don't know Sylus. He has literally spanked MC in a secret times already and has canonically fucked mc so rough she couldn't walk and needed 3 days off work. Just because he's a loving partner doesn't mean he can't fuck, Jesus christ. Seriously, if you believe someone can't be a good partner and be into rough sex, I need you to leave Sylus alone. Man can dote on, kill for, and die for his wife while still spanking her ass red, he has the range.