Jay: “Valentine’s day was…. hard… brainiac finally arrived, I hadn’t gotten any update from lex on how to stop it yet and after all that waiting and thumb twiddling I don’t think I’ve ever felt so useless…. everything was on fire, I didn’t know where anyone was, the smoke hurt to breath and all I wanted to do was lie down and
And then Alfred’s voice cut through my uncharacteristically somber mood like it was nothing
Unfortunately Alfred wasn’t actually in the plane (he was controlling it remotely) but when I got on he took me straight to the Hall to find Superman back in all his red and blue glory. The relief of seeing that bastard after so many months of expecting him and his big dumb muscles to do something about Batman was like having a weight lifted off my chest but my only reaction to actually knowing he was alive in that moment was pure hot rage”
“in hindsight I’m not sure why I was so mad with him, but to be fair if he hadn’t gotten himself captured dummy #2 wouldn’t gone after him, all that MIA Batman business wouldn'tve happened and I wouldn’t have spent half of February reapplying ruined mascara so who’s the real jerk????
Anyway after I got tired of yelling he took me down to sick bay and…. well…
to say i’ve never been so happy to see someone in my life would be…. an unfathomably major understatement…”
“After finally getting him back, everything else that happened that day was easy… Er… For the most part:
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