Why Would You Be Here Of All Places?

how to get what you want: • pout • little girl voice • suck his fingers

This is actually how I got a bigger loan at the bank

This was how Putin annexed Crimea

This is how Bernie can still win

(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie

Adulthood isn’t bad, it’s just the labor of maintaining your existence under capitalism in isolation that sucks

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

i know a gal……she’s on her way

thanks

war and killing is bad

Can we at least some receipts 🙄

i made this up for notes. war and killing is good

Whatever you’re not changing, you’re choosing. Read it again.

is there anything better than kissing a cat’s soft belly

kissing a sleeping cats soft little forehead and hearing them go brrrrrb?

god you’re so right